whatsgolden84

First off.... in regards to my last blog, when I read it over it makes absolutely no sense. Its funny how dreams are cyrstal clear when you wake up, but then looking back on them you're like WTF mate? Dreams are seriously something I don't understand. I'd like to read up more on dream interpretations I think. Imagine if someone invented a way to record your dreams, how fucked up would that be?

Anyway, thought I'd share this funny little story my aunt told me today..

My aunt is a High School French immersion teacher. She recenetly sent a student to France on an exchange trip. The student (lets call her Sally) was having her very first meal with her new host family. They fed her a very nice meal with all the fixins including lots of wine (in typical french fashion). After a few glasses of wine, Sally was feeling the need to tinkle and so she asked for the "salle de bain". Unfortunately for Sally, in france, salle de bain translates quite literally into "room of bath" and is entirely different from the room where the toilet is. So Sally gets in there, and finds no toilet, is either to embarassed or doesn't know how to ask for the toilet room, so she decides the most logical thing to do would be to pop a squat on the sink. After dropping trou, she hikes herself up on the sink and just as she starts to pee she hears.... "crrrrrack.....SMMAASSSHHH"!!! The sink totally breaks off the wall, knocking her completely unconcious in the process. Of course, her brand new host family comes running into the bathroom, only to find her laying passed out cold on the tile floor, in a pile of ceramic rubble, with her knickers around her ankles and covered in pee.

Now THAT''s What I call an introduction!