Things I'll never say to my bar customers...
"...Look, fuckhead, let's pretend I know how to do my job and you don't. I suspect it'll be fairly easy for the both of us."
"...actually, you sucked."
"...I have no desire to hear that song right now unless you handsomely compensate me."
"Shut the fuck up."
"I'm going to kill you right now."
"...Look, fuckhead, let's pretend I know how to do my job and you don't. I suspect it'll be fairly easy for the both of us."
"...actually, you sucked."
"...I have no desire to hear that song right now unless you handsomely compensate me."
"Shut the fuck up."
"I'm going to kill you right now."