1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
My immense forehead
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
A war against organized religion. The protesters would probably pray :
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
I would be played by Giovanni Rabisi. My lover, Eliza Dushku
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
Marijuana flavored Diet Coke MmMmmm
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
too lazy.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
Easy The same girls that Id date/fuck now
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
Every day
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
Once, I got trashed on 151 at a friends house and blacked out. I woke up to find that I had fallen down the steps and broke the baby gate, vomited in EVERY room, swallowed my tongue barbell, then took off all my clothes and passed out. They tried to wake me by shocking me with a cattle prod. It didnt work.
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
Red? Wtf
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
Goddamnit
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
See Spot Run
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh?
180.
13. Ever puked and run?
All the time Just did it again on the Thursday before New Years.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story.
That happens?
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
1 I giggle like a little girl.
2 My middle name is Dundas.
3 - I habitually cheat on all of my girlfriends.
4 I punched a cop in the face and got away with it.
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture
see question 5.
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
Chicken flavored Ramen.
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
"Hit on me."
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
The buff chicks are hot. Id want her to beat me up, cuz I like that kinda thing.
21. Whats your favorite animal?
Bears.
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
Red Im passionate.
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe
A woman who knows what she wants and goes for it.
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
8.5
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
Cuz you dont know where theyve been, you sick fuck.
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
Fuck em.
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
Once I asked an ex of mine to hit me while she rode me She knocked me out and didnt even realize it until I lost the erection.
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
I guess the username gives it away
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
I never loved you
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner?
Im a bit of a masochist, so Id probably be taking the rod on this one
