wendy

i am eating a wonderfully delicious breakfast. it's peanut butter on grahm crackas and blueberries. i have an entire carton of blueberries and i will eat them ALL.

i have to start packing today and i really don't want to. on my move in day i just want to fill my car with shit and drive over and empty the shit out into my new room. i guess that would be really unorginized though. i don't want to put things into boxes. it always makes me sad. at least i'm only moving a few blocks away and already know who most of my neighbors are. this is going to be the semester from hell. on mondays i have class for TWELVE HOURS. i have a couple hours in between at various points but not long enough time to leave campus. at least three of those hours will be spent in a darkroom and three of them will be spent learning about sex offenders. in case i get the kinsey job in which case i will still have something to do but it will be sex research!!

i wish i could have hot little men in tight jeans and suspenders come over and pack for me. little as in like 4 feet tall. i would sit back and sip mamosas and continue to eat my carton of blueberries. and smoke cigarettes. ooh i want a cigarette. uh oh. kitten wants blueberries. woops! kitten got blueberries. kitten will seriously just jump into my food if she wants some. she doesn't care if i am enjoying eating or not. oh look at this. i think she's going to type. nope. instead she just threw some dollar bills on the floor. maybe she wants me to take my clothes off. maybe thats her way of calling me a slut. i should slap her.
kitten just picked up a blueberry on her claw and is now limping around because she can't walk with a blueberry stuck on her claw. her name should be pirate. she takes everything without asking. arrrr.

i wish i had pictures to post but alas, i am lazy. i need to take my camera to get a cd made. anyone want to buy me a digital camera?