wendy

i want a kiddie pool today. it's that hot out. i would sit in it with my chanel shades and my polka dot bikini and put some rubber duckies in it or something. or frogs. or DINOSAURS! yes. that is what i would do.

six days of exercise and counting. yesterday brooke and i did this race thing on the bikes and almost died. but we said we would reward ourselves. then we weight trained for our soon to be fabulous upper arms. huzzahhh.
our reward is pedicures. today. YAY!
we took ourselves out to dinner and i got the most amazing food. "country fried seitan and mashed potatoes"... i felt very much like i lived in indiana. which is appropriate. except it wasn't meat! hoorah!

i want a big cuddly tiger who won't bite me and a horse to ride. now please.

i have to write a 10 page paper on prostitution.

my old friend is trying to hump the boy i lost my virginity to. see: virginity section of my profile. it was grand. and she's trying to hump him. she told me. strange that i'm a little pissy about it. it was so long ago. but he was my first love. le sigh.

i am so dirty right now.