wendy

i was peeing earlier. i noticed that the only three things in the bottom drawer of my bathroom shelves (they are see through) are a pink waterproof dildo, a princess crown, and a crimping iron.

if you know me, you will know how disgustingly fitting that is.

in other news, i wrote an IRB amendment today. wish me luck on it getting approved. i will jump up and down like a little kid on christmas if it does.

next week is going to rock so fucking hard.
this is one reason
this is another
this is yet another

fuck yes.

oh, and i get to see this pretty lady, too.