weinerdog

it's been one stange afternoon um, night. i got off work and me and the lovely lady took a 3 or 4 hour nap. (not good for me when i gotta get up at 4 am) we woke up and went outside to smoke turned the porchlight on but i just woke up and didn't notice it not comin on, finished my smoke flicked it out in the road, came back in and went to the bathroom to comb my hair. and courtney started screamin for me! ( the thought that went through my head was the way she is screamin at me, the house better be on fire) which was the case the light from the porch busted and caught the bush and leaves on fire. so, by the time i got there she had it out most of the way. and the fire got blamed on me till i saw the lightbulb busted.

so, the moral to the story here folks is, don't be an asshole and have an attitude when you wake up.

thats imposible!!!!!!!! nobody can do that