I'm off work today in a completely legit sicky. I've felt like crap since Sunday. Sore throat and that achey, crappy, fluey feeling.
Of course, my family decided to have a bbq on sunday. My parents went out to buy said bbq, brought it home and proceeded to build it. Once the fire was lit, my dad was poking about the fire with a spare bit of metal from the bbq he'd just built (never a good to thing to have a spare piece of metal from a flat pack ), burnt his hand, flung the metal bar out of the fire and twatted me right on the head with it. This, as you can imagine, didn't make me feel any better.
Anyway...when you lot have thrown sickies, what's been your best and most interesting excuse?
Of course, my family decided to have a bbq on sunday. My parents went out to buy said bbq, brought it home and proceeded to build it. Once the fire was lit, my dad was poking about the fire with a spare bit of metal from the bbq he'd just built (never a good to thing to have a spare piece of metal from a flat pack ), burnt his hand, flung the metal bar out of the fire and twatted me right on the head with it. This, as you can imagine, didn't make me feel any better.
Anyway...when you lot have thrown sickies, what's been your best and most interesting excuse?
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hrm..... never really make excuses i just say im sick (and sometimes still try to crawl my ass to classes or whatever when i THINK im feeling better only to curl over and nearly pass out haha)
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And sickies: I once wrote a letter to a hotel where I worked at the time pretending to be a solicitor telling them that I was dead and that they should hurry up and pay any money they owed me into my account asap so the funds could be transfered to next of kin.