webspider

hehe I'm back
so cool i was bumped up to first class on my way back to the us. i felt special.hehe well i would say something about my trip but its sorta hazy...
went to some cool clubs and thats about what i remember...

bye everone i leave tonight.. mexico...sinoritas and margaritas oh yeah...saying goodbye. who knows if my plane will make it, it is an american airlines plane.hehe to everone.love, the webspider

today i had killed at least 10 babies and ate them all..har har...they tasted so good smothered in steak sauce...yum yum... oh no Mr. Flibbles is getting very cross... he wants to say something... "I am the reason you still live you pathetice peice of bile fluid."I am all that is evil in the world, compressed down into a rubber glover." so go suck off...
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i miss my internet friends. talk to me kids and maybe i'll have you for lunch..yum yum i like to eat kids

i mess up on everything... sorry

monkey says,"heheoohhaaahhoha"

which means"I have a bannana to put in your mouth."

kitty says,"meowzens zie meow mow"

which that means"I'm your pussy so come and stroke me."

Captain pink beard says."yahrdie har har ginar."

"Could you please pass the jelly so I could apply it to a piece of bread that I had just warmed into toast.thank you"

robot says."beep bop beep beep bo beep."...
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hows everone doin? I hope good. Big Brother doesn't have me woking much. I have a lot of time this week for bubble tea. ohh yeah. all right. Have great day to you all. eat food it is good. or babies....

yahr there mates this is pink beard here to tell yee a little story. tis be a story of danger and terror. and about a boy who lost his medicine and is starting to go insane. not really but it puts a little edge on it. yahrdi har har. well it all started when the earth seas started to rummble back and forth causing tsunami...
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hello little kids. hope you all had a nice day. if not i would like to say. i still think your cool and you should be president or someone famous.

oh i hurt... need something for the pain. please help me....