webspider

Flibbles: " so wheres all the beer at?"
Web: " you drank it all last night, haven't you gone to bed?"
Flibbles:"No you cock whore, you better get your ass up and get me more beer!!!"
Web:" You know flibbles if your not nice i'll have to erase part of your face."
Flibbles:" why dont you try it you shit faced dick anus."
Captain Pink:" yeahhhrr di har."
Web:" stay the hell out of this Captain its between Mr. Flibbles and I."
Flibbles:" Go fuck your self Web Captain can be apart of this if he wants to."
Captain:" har!!"
Web:" Ive had enough of your foul mouth."( motions to grab an eraser)
Flibbles:" Ohh no I swear I'll be good"(mid finger up) scouts honor."
Web:"Thats it you little shit brick (web erases flibbles mouth)( a silent squeel being muffled)
Captain:"Yahr yee feel like a big man now dontz ya."
Webunholsters a revolver) "Captain get the fuck out of my head." (Web puts the gun to his head)

oh happy day it is on the oceans of hell. far from the normal nothingness of life.