wearetheuniforms

"Don't talk of love, for I've heard those words before."

So......know any artsy St Louis-area bassists who don't think people are pretentious because they love music and like to tell other people about it?

It appears that the now-former bassist of the Paper Destiny of Nations decided that the rest of us are a bunch of, and I quote, "pretentious assholes". Fair enough. Of course, that doesn't necessarily give him the right to, say, announce his sudden hatred of the band in big bold letters on the band website. Seems like that kind of thing is best written in an e-mail. At any rate, this puts us in quite the predicament. We have no bassist, and our drummer seems more intent on being a promoter than a band member. Okay, not so bad....if he didn't make announcements under our name without having the decency to ask the rest of us first.

COMING SOON: Know any good St Louis-area rhythm sections looking for a band?

Do not, under any circumstances, muzzle an ox. This will buy you a one-way ticket to hell. If the entire Bible read like Deuteronomy, I'd say Jesus was the first coming of Buddy Hackett. REMEMBER THE AMELEKITES!!!

I'm finished now.