From the great web site Nerve.com here's some good stuff ....
I guess you could call this move 'Polishing the Batmobile'.
Now if you're going down on someone who's imbibed this product, will the carbination tickle your nose?
Finally in their ongoing article Sex advice from ... they look to former Catholic School students. Here's a brief example of the advice given:
Should I tell my current partner about my wild past?
No, you most certainly should not. This one works like trickle down economics, you slowly reveal things over a long period of time. It's elementary. After a guy knows that that shit is his, then he won't stress knowing that you were number 2,398 on Gene Simmons' hit list and once went down on a midget.
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I guess you could call this move 'Polishing the Batmobile'.

Now if you're going down on someone who's imbibed this product, will the carbination tickle your nose?
Finally in their ongoing article Sex advice from ... they look to former Catholic School students. Here's a brief example of the advice given:
Should I tell my current partner about my wild past?
No, you most certainly should not. This one works like trickle down economics, you slowly reveal things over a long period of time. It's elementary. After a guy knows that that shit is his, then he won't stress knowing that you were number 2,398 on Gene Simmons' hit list and once went down on a midget.
~t
Carl - this older dude (I can say older, cause he's older than you) made the sodomy/flaccid comment - WITHOUT meaning to be funny. But I cracked up. So did this kid Joel. And not too many other people did. But in any case, it was funny, and I have no idea how Prof. Hillman kept a straight face.