Not that anybody cares, especially with everyone's international sports penises pointed squarely at the World Cup (and where exactly the fuck were you all back when futbol was still going on all these years???), but the Tour de France starts...well...about NOW in Strasbourg, and the two most likely international heirs to Lance Armstrong's throne have been BANNED from competition due to their involvement in a massive doping scandal. That's right, Jan Ullrich and Ivan Basso are OUT OF THE TOUR DE FRANCE. Leaving the field wide open for cats like Floyd Landis, former Mennonite, to take it all home.
Heads out of American asses, people.
Heads out of American asses, people.
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