waterfordman

I would SO love to try and drive one of these. I have ALWAYS heard that it is difficult! Gorgeous pics!

Dear Sir,

The subject is one that touches me deeply.
In my youth I could be seen wandering the streets naked, drunk and covered in beer batter.
I never started a letter campaign to petition my escorts (read: police) to grant my public batter-bathing the same courtesy as un-fried clothing. For this I commend you.

So that no one gets the wrong idea, this refers to your letter campaign to stop the harassment you experience
while rollerblading in silver speedos. The initiates must be informed (if not recruited...).

Although I cannot support your efforts directly my spirit is with you.
Please find enclosed with this letter a token of my solidarity.


Enclosure: An appropriately sized (read: not loose-fitting) Silver Speedo.


Sincerely,

Providencia