Oops...I just farted. 
totem:
At least there was no follow through.
Well, I'm back after an absence of a few days. This is mainly due to work turning into something Hieronymus Bosch might have painted,
From now on, clients can pay me in blowjobs. I insist.
If anyone here wants me to do work for them, I suggest you get your tongue in good working order as quickly as possible, because I accept nothing less than...
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From now on, clients can pay me in blowjobs. I insist.
If anyone here wants me to do work for them, I suggest you get your tongue in good working order as quickly as possible, because I accept nothing less than...
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aphrodite876:
This sucks. I just got back myself and had no idea. 
. This sucks
. This sucks
el_bandito:
Yeah its hit me hard too. :/
Yesterday, we moved our mum into her new flat.
Her old one clearly had the same properties as the TARDIS, because I am unable to see how so much stuff fitted into it so neatly.
Where the feck was she hiding it all??! It's like her tea chests and packing boxes have been breeding rampantly over the past couple of days. Or something.
Anyway. All...
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Her old one clearly had the same properties as the TARDIS, because I am unable to see how so much stuff fitted into it so neatly.
Where the feck was she hiding it all??! It's like her tea chests and packing boxes have been breeding rampantly over the past couple of days. Or something.
Anyway. All...
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amarillo:
Good luck with the moving!!!
joshof13thfloor:
You just made a random Doctor Who reference, lol. Good show!
That kind of shit is exactly why I've got a mad "man crush" on you, sir.
But totally in a non-prison love sort of way. Totally.
That kind of shit is exactly why I've got a mad "man crush" on you, sir.
But totally in a non-prison love sort of way. Totally.
It's Saturday!!!! And the weather is gorgeous. Truly magnificent.
Last night, a friend of mine was out drinking, and kept texting me about a monstrous floater that she'd discovered in a public toilet. Clearly very shocked about the whole thing. Even more shocked that she actually had to use the toilet in question, because none of the others were in working order. Nasty.
So -...
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Last night, a friend of mine was out drinking, and kept texting me about a monstrous floater that she'd discovered in a public toilet. Clearly very shocked about the whole thing. Even more shocked that she actually had to use the toilet in question, because none of the others were in working order. Nasty.
So -...
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freudianslip:
hmmmmm, yes I suppose I could have some sort of wankapalooza...... is it wrong that even that seems a little dull. (maybe I should use my left hand?)
I have the worst habit of laughing in horror movies. I've onl seen the previews for that one, but I erupt into giggles everytime the show the clip of the girl in bed and the demon thing is grinning at her.....
I have the worst habit of laughing in horror movies. I've onl seen the previews for that one, but I erupt into giggles everytime the show the clip of the girl in bed and the demon thing is grinning at her.....
amarillo:
THIS side of the PGA... is that your side of the pond or mine?
Have a fantastic night!
Have a fantastic night!
Well, the wondrous sexiness of the three day weekend is over.
Am I wrong in thinking that every weekend should be three days long? Or indeed that the status quo should be flipped on it's head, and that we could all be working 2 days out of seven and partying for the rest of the time? Sounds very civilised to me. I ate a LOT...
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Am I wrong in thinking that every weekend should be three days long? Or indeed that the status quo should be flipped on it's head, and that we could all be working 2 days out of seven and partying for the rest of the time? Sounds very civilised to me. I ate a LOT...
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totem:
Bastards! 
totem:
I wish I knew how to use photoshop!
Get tattooed get tattooed!
Get tattooed get tattooed!
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casiopea:
thanx
glad you like it...
glad you like it...
joshof13thfloor:
Thank you, thank you. I'm a HUGE Priest fan, but even many of their faithful don't seem to care for Diamonds and Rust. I, however, fucking 
it.
it.I'm in my mid-thirties, and all things farting-related still make me laugh.
My lady friends tell me it's a man thing. Friends from other parts of the world tell me it's an English thing. I can definitely see both points of view, to tell you the truth.
I'm weak. Someone only has to inflate a whoopee cushion, sit on it and I'll be chuckling hysterically...
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My lady friends tell me it's a man thing. Friends from other parts of the world tell me it's an English thing. I can definitely see both points of view, to tell you the truth.
I'm weak. Someone only has to inflate a whoopee cushion, sit on it and I'll be chuckling hysterically...
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roxi_jd:
Oh hell. Farts are ALWAYS funny. ALWAAAAAYS. Doesnt matter where, who, when...its just friggin funny.
roxi_jd:
Those people are called DOUCHEBAGS! Sense of humour people, come on!
Oh I loved London SO, SO much. I need to go back immediately. I loved everything about it. The British Museum was SO amazing. I need more time there dammit!
Oh I loved London SO, SO much. I need to go back immediately. I loved everything about it. The British Museum was SO amazing. I need more time there dammit!
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sticks:
That sundae needs more raspberry sauce.
totem:
She has her failings - she broke the iPod I was teaching her to use today. Impressive seeing as she got it..yesterday. x
There are many things that you would think are obviously more annoying than your family:
The Taxman.
Dental bills.
Global warming.
Crappy bank managers who refuse to play ball, despite the fact you've never even fecking used your overdraft facility.
Fred Goodwin.
Ex-partners who continually shit on you from a great height, and yet insist that "remaining friends" is number one on their list of...
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The Taxman.
Dental bills.
Global warming.
Crappy bank managers who refuse to play ball, despite the fact you've never even fecking used your overdraft facility.
Fred Goodwin.
Ex-partners who continually shit on you from a great height, and yet insist that "remaining friends" is number one on their list of...
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el_bandito:
ugh.....sounds like my family too. I guess its a universal thing
aphrodite876:
Must be going around 
I saw the new Wolverine movie two nights ago.
Hmmmmmmm...
Maybe I'm just a miserable bastard, and it's not like I didn't enjoy it, but I thought it needed to be much, much darker.
Thinking about the plot, though - it was actually pretty damn dark.
This is kind of an ongoing problem with me. I expect too much darkness. I really do.
Jesus. I'm...
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Hmmmmmmm...
Maybe I'm just a miserable bastard, and it's not like I didn't enjoy it, but I thought it needed to be much, much darker.
Thinking about the plot, though - it was actually pretty damn dark.
This is kind of an ongoing problem with me. I expect too much darkness. I really do.
Jesus. I'm...
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freudianslip:
so...wearing all black today then? nice
I'm not interested in correcting the douchebag problem..... really, I'm rather stuck in my ways.....
I'm not interested in correcting the douchebag problem..... really, I'm rather stuck in my ways.....
joshof13thfloor:
I did shleep (as you put it) and I feel much better now.
Whodathunkit?
Whodathunkit?