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Two days ago, I had my first ever prostate examination.
I had actually just turned up at the doctor's, to get a repeat prescription for the antibiotics I had been taking to destroy the infection in my wittle gland.
But, while I was explaining my position to the doctor, he demanded that I assume another. Lying on my side on his examination couch, with my...
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I had actually just turned up at the doctor's, to get a repeat prescription for the antibiotics I had been taking to destroy the infection in my wittle gland.
But, while I was explaining my position to the doctor, he demanded that I assume another. Lying on my side on his examination couch, with my...
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foolish_hyena:
Staples mate got 14 of them and they are driving me crazy and as for the exam be gald he didnt put on some music and spray a little lavenrder perfume 
otoki:
Thanks, we did
Back from Paz Vega land. Dammit.
Apparently, in my absence - I've "friended" someone who goes by the name of thickasabrick. I have no memory of this. Because I've been absent. When I click on thickasabrick's profile - I get redirected back to my own.
Is someone on staff being a jolly japester?
Apparently, in my absence - I've "friended" someone who goes by the name of thickasabrick. I have no memory of this. Because I've been absent. When I click on thickasabrick's profile - I get redirected back to my own.
Is someone on staff being a jolly japester?
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niobe:
Happy Earth Day!
niobe:
Thanks!
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foolish_hyena:
If you doubt yourself you wont land that class of girl to fondle just remember be confident and nomatter how smoking a woman is they still wanna be treated as a person. not an object to be idolized (there are exceptions to every rule)
rexx:
thanks!!! :returns hug:
have fun in spain! i'm jealous!
have fun in spain! i'm jealous!
Ok - here's a question for you:
Is it bad form to hand in a piss sample to the doctor's receptionist, when the bottle is still warm?
Because not ten minutes ago - I did just that. And got the look of death.
Is it bad form to hand in a piss sample to the doctor's receptionist, when the bottle is still warm?
Because not ten minutes ago - I did just that. And got the look of death.
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c_is_for_cookie:
Retired? Is that what they are saying about me now! Bastards!
c_is_for_cookie:
FUCK YEAH!
I'm sick.
Not sick as in psychotic, but I think I have a dose of the spring flu. My joints are all achey, I'm feverish (experienced horrifying delirious dreams last night) and I'm leaking copious amounts of snot.
Looking on the bright side - I don't think it's Avian Influenza.
But wouldn't it be at least a little bit cool, being "patient zero", in a...
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Not sick as in psychotic, but I think I have a dose of the spring flu. My joints are all achey, I'm feverish (experienced horrifying delirious dreams last night) and I'm leaking copious amounts of snot.
Looking on the bright side - I don't think it's Avian Influenza.
But wouldn't it be at least a little bit cool, being "patient zero", in a...
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bob:
I didn't, I did look at the registry to see which models were in...but, thanks to my amazing brain...
I can't remember the names I saw.
Fail.
I can't remember the names I saw.
Fail.
bob:
Next is getting into the audience for the Ultimate Submission bouts that they film live.
The crap that gets foisted upon children these days in terms of entertainment, is quite depressing. Especially when it doesn't stand up against the genius of Chorlton and the Wheelies:
The amount of work available to me continues to pour through my hands like sands through the hourglass. This time last year, I was a busy, busy beaver. Now, I am not so busy. Next...
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The amount of work available to me continues to pour through my hands like sands through the hourglass. This time last year, I was a busy, busy beaver. Now, I am not so busy. Next...
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joshof13thfloor:
"You're posing like a pimped-up James Bond villain. And that's more than cool enough for me."
Oddly enough that was exactly what I was going for with that look. It's nice to be appreciated. Thanks.
Chorlton and the Wheelies, huh? That must have been exclusive to the UK because it's new to me.
Oddly enough that was exactly what I was going for with that look. It's nice to be appreciated. Thanks.
Chorlton and the Wheelies, huh? That must have been exclusive to the UK because it's new to me.
atenea:
thanks for comment in my new set!!! I'm glad you like it!!! kisses!!
That just makes me smile and smile and smile and smile.
And so does this:
By gum, it's suntastic outside. When I finish for the day, I'm going to go frolicking in the park.
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joshof13thfloor:
Well, I finally got the time at work this morning to finish reading Batman R.I.P. and I must say I didn't really care for it.
And I'll hold you to that, my friend. You're first FTW show is on me.
And I'll hold you to that, my friend. You're first FTW show is on me.
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carmelita:
"B'jeezus" - I like that word. 
*kisses*
*kisses*
agy:
Thanks for the sweet comment on my set. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Can your penis be seen from space?
Mine obviously can't, because no little green men have yet turned up at my front door to congratulate me on it's magnificence.
Perhaps I should follow this young man's lead:
Massive roof cock draws the attention of Google Earth
Apparently, it was a year before mum and dad noticed that Rory had scrawled a 60ft shaft on the...
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Mine obviously can't, because no little green men have yet turned up at my front door to congratulate me on it's magnificence.
Perhaps I should follow this young man's lead:
Massive roof cock draws the attention of Google Earth
Apparently, it was a year before mum and dad noticed that Rory had scrawled a 60ft shaft on the...
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guitar47:
thanks very much fella I may ramble on this afternoon as I have a bit of free time I'm 21 tomorrow so won't have the time welcome back to SG Ive been a member 2 years but still getting used to it
meow:
Thanks for the comment on my "Purple Explosion" set! 
So...here I am.
Back on SG. It's been what...two years?
I like the new layout, I must say. Hectic, but well put together.
Back on SG. It's been what...two years?
I like the new layout, I must say. Hectic, but well put together.
Hola!
ladynahga:
Hola!!!thanks for comment my first set blonde attack!!
You think you're Frankie Vallie, you're some kind of BIG SHOT!?!?