Friday Oct 15, 2010

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Parasites are interesting things, aren't they?

Unless, of course - they happen to take an interest in you. eeek
heartbaker:
I prefer them to stay far, far away from me

Saturday Oct 02, 2010

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I'm back in the UK for one day, and the bus I'm travelling on suddenly fills up with pissed-up knobheads (at 11am), generally behaving like twats and swearing like sailors in front of children.

Unfortunately for them, they didn't notice the cops that watched them all file on at the bus stop, who then boarded the bus and manhandled them all back onto the pavement....
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guitar47:
welcome back fella!
tinkly:
Spasiba biggrin

Saturday Sep 25, 2010

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I like lager. But I adore Guinness.

tinkly:
Guiness and smirnoff black - half a pint of the black stuff and a bottle of smirnoff black - The alchopop one not a ltr of vodka thats just daft. Red works to its quite nice but black is better. Sounds disgusting ( and a bit like a waste of a good drink ) but seriously try it. Its the closest ive ever come to nirvana. Oh and two pints in and I cant feel my teeth wink Its damn good stuff biggrin
tinkly:
Aww thank you smile

Me a barbarian smile As if **paints herself blue, starts running about with a sword**

Please tell me you have see the King Arthur with Clive Owen or I just look like a nutter now biggrin

DO it.....DO IT now I will be on stand by with a paramedic wink

Saturday Aug 28, 2010

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Just about to start watching Shutter Island.

Last night, I watched The Wolfman, and the performances were so bad, I nearly tore my scrotum off.

For the sake of my sac, Scorsese had better not let me down this evening. skull
cattie:
Happy Birthday!

Friday Aug 27, 2010

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I'm watching The Wolfman on DVD, as I type this.

It looks absolutely stunning. The production design is really beautiful. The cinematography is excellent. The script is pretty damn good.

Yet - I'm still finding myself thinking...

Bag of shite. eeek
kekiface:
Hehe Thx!
tinkly:
I also fell into the trap of thinking serious actors ( further proof - like any was needed that Oscars really dont mean sh*t) , beautifilly shot, dark and brooding - I thought that would mean good!! How wrong can you be frownfrown

Sunday Aug 22, 2010

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Drugs are bad, children.

Thursday Aug 19, 2010

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coffeelove:
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shocked
sticks:
Bloody hell, that takes me back.

Tuesday Aug 17, 2010

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Last night, I went to the doctor's because of pain in my nether regions. I like my new doctor. She's middle-aged and very Scottish. She diagnosed the ache as a water infection, and I am now on a course of antibiotics. Case closed, yes?

Nope. Apparently "because of my age", she felt she had to throw in a prostate exam. Jaysus. Last year I had...
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totem:
Thank you so much smile
sticks:
It could be worse, it could be the 1800s. Back then you'd be getting a burning hot turnip to the nuts, or a leech or something. eeek

Sunday Jun 21, 2009

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Crappy, crappy Hay Fever.

How I loathe thee. Fuck off and die.

You are no use to me whatsoever.

Fuck off and die.

The same goes for you, grass pollen.

Fuck off and die.

Truly, you have blighted my Sunday.

Fuck off and die.

I'm so sneezy, I can't even masturbate. You cruel, cruel bastard.

Fuck off and die.

Congratulations. You win this round. But...
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totem:
How very kind smile
hor:

Happy fucking birthday!

Tuesday Jun 16, 2009

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Weeeeell, what's been going on with me?

I haven't been around as much as I'd like for a while, mainly due to work going crazy. On the one hand that's a good thing, because it provides my wallet with even more people that will eventually pay me (only after I threaten to take them to court for non-payment, of course). On the other hand, it...
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el_bandito:
*cringe* damn that sounds rough! Im glad they banned that fucktard. How is it feeling now?
sticks:
This is why I gave up martial arts quite some time ago. I always got paired up with some brute who would kick the shit out of me.

Much better to just watch a Jackie Chan flick or something.

Also, make sure you get your quotient of sweet, sweet painkillers! biggrin

Thursday Jun 11, 2009

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Oops...I just farted. eeek
totem:
At least there was no follow through.

Tuesday Jun 09, 2009

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Well, I'm back after an absence of a few days. This is mainly due to work turning into something Hieronymus Bosch might have painted,

From now on, clients can pay me in blowjobs. I insist.

If anyone here wants me to do work for them, I suggest you get your tongue in good working order as quickly as possible, because I accept nothing less than...
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aphrodite876:
This sucks. I just got back myself and had no idea. frown . This sucks
el_bandito:
Yeah its hit me hard too. :/
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