arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
cats!! i hate em!
they insist on shittin anywhere but the tray!
or at least one does.
explanation: my girlfriend has got 3 cats. one is ace, a big softy, always well behaved to the point of being a killing machine for our "little dead presents"
one hides a lot and likes to squirt the house with her scent - charming!
the other is satanic and lives to make our lives a misery - never uses the tray (despite all the "training") she thinks of the kitchen as her tray but waits until its fully clean and we are in the house (we can be out all day, she can be out all day, she will still wait until we're both together but not in the same room) she hisses at everything, even the nice chilled out one. whats goin on?
i've never lived with cats before, my family has always had dogs, therefore i'm a dog person. i just don't see the point in the stupid creatures. they don't like you, they just see you as their bitches catering for their every whim.
feed me , stroke me, clean up my shit.
rant, rant, rant,
ahhhhhhhhhhh. thats better. sorry to all cat lovers with lovely pets. its very hard to describe the situation.
ahhh well. i have a can of carling(aka cooking lager)
cats!! i hate em!
they insist on shittin anywhere but the tray!
or at least one does.
explanation: my girlfriend has got 3 cats. one is ace, a big softy, always well behaved to the point of being a killing machine for our "little dead presents"
one hides a lot and likes to squirt the house with her scent - charming!
the other is satanic and lives to make our lives a misery - never uses the tray (despite all the "training") she thinks of the kitchen as her tray but waits until its fully clean and we are in the house (we can be out all day, she can be out all day, she will still wait until we're both together but not in the same room) she hisses at everything, even the nice chilled out one. whats goin on?
i've never lived with cats before, my family has always had dogs, therefore i'm a dog person. i just don't see the point in the stupid creatures. they don't like you, they just see you as their bitches catering for their every whim.
feed me , stroke me, clean up my shit.
rant, rant, rant,
ahhhhhhhhhhh. thats better. sorry to all cat lovers with lovely pets. its very hard to describe the situation.
ahhh well. i have a can of carling(aka cooking lager)
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metalhedz:
lol my cat pees in the bathroom or on the floor in front of her tray. 
fatality:
I miss my cat; my neighbor poisoned it.