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had a pizza tonite with chips (not very nice ones). nothing unusual about that......................
2 hours later i'm chatting away with my girl and decide to get playful (hopefully leading to a bit of action ):
girlfriend: "stop doing that"
me: why
girlfirend: because i might be sick on you
me: why would you be sick on me
girlfriend: because i've just eaten your chips!

COLD FUCKIN CHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DENIED BY MY OWN SUPPER!!!!!!!!