WANTED: replacement for penny
REQUIREMENTS: cuddling, grooming, egg sammiches
OPTIONAL BUT A PLUS: photography skills, allowing mattresses to get soaking wet, making me laugh till i fall on the floor, locationally desireable
NEED NOT APPLY: if looking for sex, this is a NO SEX type of whatever it is (in most cases)
please apply within:
REQUIREMENTS: cuddling, grooming, egg sammiches
OPTIONAL BUT A PLUS: photography skills, allowing mattresses to get soaking wet, making me laugh till i fall on the floor, locationally desireable
NEED NOT APPLY: if looking for sex, this is a NO SEX type of whatever it is (in most cases)
please apply within:
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
Grooming - Check
egg sammiches - check and a half
Photography skills - check
allowing mattresses to get soaking wet - steap ahead
makeing you laugh till you fall on the floor - maby...if im lucky
locationaly desireable - its Syracuse NY dont think it qualifies...
wants sex - NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!no no no no
i think i am a sutible applicant for the position.