warskeptic

I don't really write interesting blogs. My ok stuff is in my comments in the forums here. But I need to get this off my 46" chest.

A day ago I spent ages trying to get into a damn coconut, just so I could feed it to the birds in my garden (they call me "Two Sheds"). Finally it broke open, only after I'd looked like an escaped gorilla for 10 minutes squatting and smashing it on the pavement outside in the dark using a power drill and hammer.

Then I hung it up in a tree outside, dangling on some long and strong string. This morning the coconut is entirely gone. A squirrel has nicked it.Grrr!!!

Also I roasted a (free range) chicken yesterday and left the carcass in the garden. Weirdly that's already gone too. So this is rapidly developing into something like the start of excellent horror fiilm The Mist.

Incidentally the chicken was a rare thing. I'm trying to go veggie.