please go and give spinky some love, she really needs it right now 
okay, no more seizure-inducing journals, pinky swear.
in local news, i have myself a shitty temp job at the health and safety executive. its the usual mundane office crap; i spend the majority of the day shredding death certificates and finding files that uppity dickheads that barely scraped a b-tec qualification have misfiled because they never bothered to learn the alphabet past 'p'. its a public sector job, so naturally i work with a lot of old people, most of whom think i'm a luddite because of my arm tattoo and blame me every time the photocopier breaks down, which is hourly.
if that isn't bad enough, the guy i jobshare with is a old guy whose many brainwaves have a habit of crashing on the beach. like me, he also deals with missing files, and his catchphrase of "lets get mulder and scully on the case - its an x-file" is uttered approximately 63 times a day and is slowly driving me batshit insane. i swear to god, the other day he was writing an email, and looked up to ask me, "how do you spell mulder?", and i was seconds away from setting fire to him, i really was.
i'm also forced to get my lunch from the most degenerate shopping centre in the north west, which probably puts it in the running for the most degenerate one in england. ugh, oh well it pays the bills i suppose, though i'm saving up to move back to nottingham where the women are accomodating and the beer flows like wine!
ho hum. for now i am office temp, hear me RAWR!!!
quote of the day - To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we've pulled. Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks they're not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee - Ian Holloway, QPR manager and one-man quote machine after his team scraped a win against chesterfield
ps. about the seizure-inducing journals, i was lying
okay, no more seizure-inducing journals, pinky swear.
in local news, i have myself a shitty temp job at the health and safety executive. its the usual mundane office crap; i spend the majority of the day shredding death certificates and finding files that uppity dickheads that barely scraped a b-tec qualification have misfiled because they never bothered to learn the alphabet past 'p'. its a public sector job, so naturally i work with a lot of old people, most of whom think i'm a luddite because of my arm tattoo and blame me every time the photocopier breaks down, which is hourly.
if that isn't bad enough, the guy i jobshare with is a old guy whose many brainwaves have a habit of crashing on the beach. like me, he also deals with missing files, and his catchphrase of "lets get mulder and scully on the case - its an x-file" is uttered approximately 63 times a day and is slowly driving me batshit insane. i swear to god, the other day he was writing an email, and looked up to ask me, "how do you spell mulder?", and i was seconds away from setting fire to him, i really was.
i'm also forced to get my lunch from the most degenerate shopping centre in the north west, which probably puts it in the running for the most degenerate one in england. ugh, oh well it pays the bills i suppose, though i'm saving up to move back to nottingham where the women are accomodating and the beer flows like wine!
ho hum. for now i am office temp, hear me RAWR!!!
quote of the day - To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we've pulled. Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks they're not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee - Ian Holloway, QPR manager and one-man quote machine after his team scraped a win against chesterfield
ps. about the seizure-inducing journals, i was lying
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I have a favour to ask
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