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I had an odd conversation with my friends the other day. For the second time they asked me if I wanted to go to a brothel. This isnt something that had come up but once before when they asked the first time. Last time the conversation just moved to other things. This time I asked them why they brought it up and this is what was said.

Me: Wait where did this come from.
Zack: Me and Paul where talking about it fat fuck. Your to damn depressed all the time.
Me: Go to hell Broke Back. I could almost see something like this coming from you but from Paul?
Paul: What?
Zack: Pay attention you moron.
Me: No not moron Mormon.
Zack: Same difference.
Paul: Fuck you homo your going to hell.
Zack: I hate you.
Me: Anyway, wouldnt you burst in to flames if you stepped foot in one of those places?
Paul: It was just something I have thought about.
Me: dude you used to say I was going to hell because I looked at porn. Not to mention broke back here.
Zack: Fuck you.
Me: No thanks.
Zack: Ass.
Paul: we thought it might help.
Zack: Yeah you always seem like you going to kill someone.
Me: you know after I kill my mom Im coming for you two.
Zack: Ok hows this, when was the last time you had physical contact with someone?
Me: last month when you punched me.
Zack: Dude you punched me.
Me: no I didnt
Zack: Well your fucking spine punched my hand.
Paul: See Nick your lame. Even the gay guy has been with more women than you.
Zack: hahaha hes right fat ass. So you in.
Me: Think of it. I dont like being around people I dont know, how do you think I would be doing there?
Paul: doh
Zack: Fat ass.

So it looks like I'm just lame and depressed. I could have told them that years ago.

In other news, I will be going grey round the end of next month. No clue when I'll be back.

Edit: And yes we really do sound like that when we at talking to one another.