waldo913

Okay, you know what? Forget about my last post (which you didn't see because it was only up for 3 minutes). Here is a list of quotes from one man only. His name is Dan Quayle. He is a legend. Please do not assume that our current president is the only politician who is able to make a complete ass of himself on command and in public at any given moment.

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

This is why I don't particularly care who gets the presidency. No matter who gets the majority vote, there is a good chance that he will turn out to be mentally retarded. I do not say this to belittle the mentally handicapped, I say this to belittle politicians. The mentally handicapped should feel very good about the fact that any one of them may well grow up to become president of the United States of America.