I'm not feeling particularly inventive at the moment, so here are some words of wisdom from fellow members of the human race (or so they claim) to occupy your time whilst looking at my journal to give me time to regain my individualistic senses.
"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier."
- Anonymous Traffic Report
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator
"Life is very important to Americans."
- Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansas
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
Good god...
"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier."
- Anonymous Traffic Report
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator
"Life is very important to Americans."
- Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansas
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
Good god...