so i was driving down the road in the middle of the night and a mexican guy jumped out in front of my car and i hit him, later when the police arrived the cop asked me if i saw the mexican guy and his tamale wagon...i said no i didnt no he wasnt wearing pants....ha ha ha bad joke...
i think my smurf are...
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wakesetter:
tat
so today is another day, and i have to share one of the stupidest yet kinda funny joke i heard today...
where do cousins come from? aunt holes...
do you think if you plucked all the feathers off a bird it could still fly?
go smurfs.......
i want a kite and a pogo stick, how fun would that be....
where do cousins come from? aunt holes...
do you think if you plucked all the feathers off a bird it could still fly?
go smurfs.......
i want a kite and a pogo stick, how fun would that be....
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roxiekill:
it didn't smell, well, kinda like cigarettes im sure, but i cant smell cigarettes, seeing as how im a smoker. o, and that is a pretty stupid joke.
i strongly doubt a bird can fly without feathers......
i fall off pogo sticks
kites are fun
i strongly doubt a bird can fly without feathers......
i fall off pogo sticks
kites are fun
mellisa:
huh? 
mmm my smurf farm is starting to get overcrowded, i wonder if surfs taste good, what the hell maybe i will harvest a few and make a smurf cassarole...i hope they dont taste like chicken....
roxiekill:
Eat them! eat them all!
stasiss_levine:
lol I bet they do ... let me know if they have a gooie center..... and I knew someone was going to say that on my journal ohh well 
woo hoo...today is the day for more ink work..its about time..pics to come soon...may the smurfs be with you..
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stasiss_levine:
huggs.... am not shure what that is ... but well if its you I will welcome you with open arms.. huggs
jennylou:
Yay!! New ink day... very happy for you and quite jealous... only a week or so until my new ink day though... must be patient *calming sigh* get pictures up asap... and that is a direct command from the goddess (that's me) herself!
...the WB frog you say... poor frog sounds more like a smurf gang bang to me
...the WB frog you say... poor frog sounds more like a smurf gang bang to me
today courage the cowardly dog and scooby doo got in a fight while they were helping me round uo the smurfs for a head count, i will tell you courage is a mean ass some bitch, needless to say scooby doo is now a girl....i am thinking about hiring jabberjaws the shark as a foreman of one of my forced labor smurf camps, what do...
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stasiss_levine:
aww well at least you get your cast of... woohoo....
~MaryAnne
~MaryAnne
roxiekill:
hmmm, jabberjaws? i think you could do a little better than that. did scooby loose some parts? poor guy
what the hell is going on with this world we live in, they invent and give us bullshit stuff like these....
goerge foerman grill
the ab lounge
the grip and flip
that stupid machine sold by the moron with the pony tail
tae bo
the stupid machine sold by peter brady
the juice master
the slicer dicer
ginzu knives
self help tapes from anthony robbins...
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goerge foerman grill
the ab lounge
the grip and flip
that stupid machine sold by the moron with the pony tail
tae bo
the stupid machine sold by peter brady
the juice master
the slicer dicer
ginzu knives
self help tapes from anthony robbins...
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spazwedge:
thanks for the welcome...and i find your rant quite truthful
abarat:
Made with 100% real weasel or artificial weasel flavoring? You can taste the difference you know.
hambuger helper, helped her hamburger, helper make a good meal.....
its the new grip and flip......
clap on....clap off.......
all this for only 9 easy monthly payments of 39.35, but wait, if you order now we will subract one payment.....
ch ch ch ch chia......
you can slice it, dice it, mince it, quince it, its the turbo 2000...
cambells tamato soup, possibilities....
with all...
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its the new grip and flip......
clap on....clap off.......
all this for only 9 easy monthly payments of 39.35, but wait, if you order now we will subract one payment.....
ch ch ch ch chia......
you can slice it, dice it, mince it, quince it, its the turbo 2000...
cambells tamato soup, possibilities....
with all...
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breezey:
Yeah, at this point, striking is a very real possiblity!
roxiekill:
yes!! a woodchipper. how much do those run for? i would need some tranquilizers too....yes. a woodchipper.
i had a smurf squaredance last night and the snorks showed up so smurfette didnt have to get gangbanged by the whole smurf population.....
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smurf:
smurfs.............meow?.....
arottenkitten:
la la la la la la la la la la LAAA....well it doesn't come out as good when you try to TYPE the smurf song.
xo
xo
so today i picked up a conche shell in hopes of hearing the ocean in it, i didnt hear the ocean all i heard was a busy signal....what the heck is with that, guess i will try again later...
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londonx:
Haha, thanks darlin'
mockingbird:
Well, Slurpees are pretty awesome.
i was riding a horse today and got bucked off and got my foot caught in the stirrup, i screamed and yelled for help until a k-mart employie came and rescued me by unplugging that fucking horse.............
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blanche:
Uhhh. No. Tastes like banana actually...
elysia:
It's nowhere near as scary as Peg Man. Oh yes. The man made of pegs.
today i released 2 dozen chia pets back into the wild it was amazing to see them run free.........
prockgirlscout:
That made me smile. 
see^ thats you