The most recent of events:
Last text message I sent: "Ughhhhhhnghghnghghgh..."
Last voice I received: "Earl, you better be hearing this message." My name is not Earl, nor was there a message.
Last time someone rang my doorbell: [Opens Doors] SMALL UNKNOWN CHILD - "Your son just wet himself with water." The child in question was small and Indian; I am Scandinavian-looking and childless.
Suffice to say a perplexing series of events.
Yay Philli Comic Con coming soon! Yay! hanging out in Philli.
For anyone who reads this, I am participating in a writing marathon to raise money for programs aimed at helping at-risk teens, formerly incarcerated individuals, battered women, and gender-confused youths, so if you'd like to donate it'd be mucho appreciated, and I will praise your magnaminity throughout perpetuity.
Just go here:
http://www.firstgiving.com/thebookhouse
Last text message I sent: "Ughhhhhhnghghnghghgh..."
Last voice I received: "Earl, you better be hearing this message." My name is not Earl, nor was there a message.
Last time someone rang my doorbell: [Opens Doors] SMALL UNKNOWN CHILD - "Your son just wet himself with water." The child in question was small and Indian; I am Scandinavian-looking and childless.
Suffice to say a perplexing series of events.
Yay Philli Comic Con coming soon! Yay! hanging out in Philli.
For anyone who reads this, I am participating in a writing marathon to raise money for programs aimed at helping at-risk teens, formerly incarcerated individuals, battered women, and gender-confused youths, so if you'd like to donate it'd be mucho appreciated, and I will praise your magnaminity throughout perpetuity.
Just go here:
http://www.firstgiving.com/thebookhouse