While showering this morning I noticed a few spots on my back were really sore. Upon further investigation I discovered two massive black bruises. One about 3/4 down on the right side of my back and the second below it just above my ass. I assume these are the result of my adventures around town Friday night, but I can't think of a single event that would have led to them. Hrm...
Speaking of Friday night, or rather Saturday morning as it was 2:30am, I ended up at a beautiful house in Victorian Village. Gorgeous hardwood floors, huge kitchen, gigantic bathrooms (one was painted a hideous shade of green, though), I was ready to move in and take over. Then I saw the stripper pole in the basement. The finishing touch on the ultimate bachelor pad. So classy.
Speaking of Friday night, or rather Saturday morning as it was 2:30am, I ended up at a beautiful house in Victorian Village. Gorgeous hardwood floors, huge kitchen, gigantic bathrooms (one was painted a hideous shade of green, though), I was ready to move in and take over. Then I saw the stripper pole in the basement. The finishing touch on the ultimate bachelor pad. So classy.
j3nn:
So now the question leads to who's house were you at? and even more importantly did you practice on the pole?????