Tuesday Aug 11, 2009

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Gig tonight. Its been too long, I am terrified.

I have also been dating another human being for three months now (presuming she is real, which we never did settle). I think if this set goes badly I'm going to steal her jokes.

Not long now till the sick feeling really kicks in. I'm trying to enjoy my comedy bulimia.

It's just a ride.
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reena:
So....how did it go? How are you? Not spoke to you in forever.
julianvsvampires:
I think I'd have to charge you. Best money you'd ever spend.

Friday Jul 10, 2009

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The only shouting argument I remember my parents having revolved around a spoon. Not literally of course, they're was no tribal-esk spoon circling, but the dispute was defiantly about a spoon. Not a particularly valuable or offensive spoon. It held no sentimental value, and probably only got attention because of some cat food/pudding based mix up. Despite this it was the only time I've seen...
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lolliepop:
I wish I cold think of something clever to say in response to this but it has confused my brain meats with every comment I've read
mat8drb:
I've just "discovered" / late to the party on comedienne Shappi Khorsandi. Like.

Thursday Jul 02, 2009

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thequestion:
You look beautiful.
mistress_paine:
oooh,. interesting sir smile xx

Sunday May 31, 2009

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the_postman:
Hey, took a cheeky look through your Sidewalk Surfer, I'd forgotten how awesome some of the photography is in that mag!
Really wanna shoot some skating/BMX/Mountain biking! Think it'd look awesome and be lots of fun!
stoopidsteve:
seen man, I'm looking forward to it. Nt sure how to get there yet but thats half the adventure

Tuesday May 19, 2009

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leilani:
oh dear!!! ur arm looks painful dude! Savage taught me how to pole dance tonite at her house its fucking insane, it looks so easy but its sooo friggin difficult! but i managed to go upside down and stuff. fun fun, just not looking forward to tomorrow morning finding giant bruises.. hope mind arent gna be like urs.. ur bruise is like a monster!!! BRUISE MONTERS GONNA EAT YOU!!!
wilona:
Yes, it is ultra awesome, thank you for advising me to watch it biggrin
We need to have more comedy chit-chats so you can suggest lolz for me ^_^
I recently downloaded Asylum.
Twas a good choice.
-Thumbs up-

P.S. I'm stoned boooiiii
P.P.S. That bruise is fucking awesome. In a really gross dont-ever-show-me-that-again way.

Tuesday May 12, 2009

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My names J and i'm a gangster rap-a-hollic.

I'm sorry, i thought I'd got past this.

I know, I know, I'm better then this.

Jiggy beats, gangster classics, a strong desire for a HUGE iced chain that spells my name, with flashing LED's. Cars that move more vertically then horizontally. Gold suits. My own Lime green jewel encrusted yaught called Da LEXICON. Considering the benefits...
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wilona:
Fukken chav.
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aesirr:
Thanks dude.

I'm looking forward to flexing my tog muscles much more in coming months.

Heck I shot with 10 models on Sunday of last week alone!

Tuesday May 05, 2009

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Its been a busy few. drinking with you lovely peoples.

Tomorrow one of my best buds (and old flat mate) is back from Canada so we're going to introduce him to the bucket that replaced him (the bucket has a face and is orange). Senor buckets cool, I don't have many friends you can cool beer in. Alex is coming over to the flat and...
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mat8drb:
Dude. I've just seen someone on a board get missed by a bendy bus, but his board get snapped. I was under the bus as the board went under it. Woah.
snowy:
Turns out I LEFT THE BOTTLE OF SQUASH AT WORK.

It was a lovely surprise in the morning biggrin Wish I had a senor bucket. That'd be so cool >_<

Friday Apr 24, 2009

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here's my colours routine, i guess its abstract comedy so you've been warned. X

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ortus:
Dude, me and Gigue checked out the book on Monday afternoon over a beer and pissed ourselves for about an hour over it. So much goodness graffiti'd in there. biggrin

I'll get around to scanning or photographing it soon.

Top to see you again too, amigo.
ortus:
Ah, yes. It was COLONSAY.

Check this shit out. It looks fucking awesome.

Sunday Apr 19, 2009

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Ive come to Whsitler and brought snow to the blue sky. ive been lucky with snow everywhere i go. maybe it likes me. in fact yeah, i'll believe it does.

we clmibed to the top of blackcomb mountain today, taking the chairs and t-barsup past the thin white cloud level, then we hiked into the blue sky of the glacial bowls peak. I rember looking...
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julianvsvampires:
I jizzed a little bit. whatever
wilona:
Your trip sounds magical <3
Nice to have you back dude, should be a nice weekend with the sun bringing you a warm welcome home biggrin
Are you coming to the thing on Bank Holiday weekend?
There will be lots of storytelling and wreckage to do!
Andmaybetheoddbooshreference.
See you soon dude.
xxx

Sunday Apr 12, 2009

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daisy:
Snow? Oh, that was the last thing i expected pow to be. Hmm, does that count as something i've learned today? Does it have to be something useful, or does slang count?

Does Mark get jealous if you hug other people? Aww bless, you guys are adorable. I know you're not really going out, or that way inclined, but it does seem like a really loving relationship from the outside. Which is awesome. How does it work if one of you is seeing someone though? Like, does she have to go out with both of you really? Just gets the nasty with one?

I may have too much thinking time on my hands. Off i go...

Enjoy the rest of your trip. More photos please.
evapilotone:
Hahaha, this is turning into a regular Bromance, foo' tongue
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