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Well, erm, another weird night...

I went to do at open spot at Monkey Business this eve, which is a lovely club. I really enjoyed all the acts.

I almost missed my slot by going to the bar (soda and lime). I walked back in to the room for the last call of my name, and after saying 'that's me!' got to run on stage...
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daisy:
Sorry, i only got your nye message now. I presume sick means good? Or were you wishing me an actual sick new year, like with vomiting? Confused now.

I don't know much, but i guess freezing is good, cuz it DOES happen to everyone in that situation, and it's how you handle it, and you only get better at handling it with time, and actually messing up. The improv bit sounds funny though. You're a funny guy, i'm sure you were great, you're just going over it now, which isn't helpful.

Next time it'll be perfect. And i'm still gonna come see you some time, and i'll save all my meaness for heckling you. And i won't say random things like pink
rdpixie:
I never said you were nice tongue
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well, i should be asleep but i've drunk so much tea i feel like i could time travel.

bellow follows some dull musings I'd normally delete, but it's helped me clear my head so we're friends now...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Well, Saturday I did a pit of a comedy competition. I knew as soon as it started that i was going to die up...
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super:
What, do you mean moved to Bahrain and have a Saudi prince fund my long awaited comeback album, only to run off with his money?

No.

But dude, I totally should.
rdpixie:
You are such an SG poser :p
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what do you do if you like a girl in your coffee shop, talk to her? na...

Latte Crush


beat by the talented Cthulhu.
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causy:
Me too. Well, not bring them.

I'll do the other half of that famous Blue Peter institution.... the Bring & Buy sale.

So, you bring a backpack of shirts, I'll buy a shopping bag full of them on the day (because I 'forgot' to bring enough biggrin)
johnnyforeigner:
I can only aspire to gay Russian fishing love dreams ("Sergei, I am cold!" "Andrei, I shall warm you! FEEL MY WARMTH!")



Who could resist? blush
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so, erm, i should probably get a job...

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charliebuoy:
No. Easy answer!

Ah cool, the only time I ride dryslope is on snowflex at Halifax. It's much nicer than deathdex!
ikaruga:
niiiiiiice faceplant at the start! biggrin

get a job? yeah, but they're such a drag, man....

as for me? not a great deal, unfortunately. work's been taking up far too much time, and alcohol, friends and fallout 3 are filling in the gaps left over.
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I will finish this song if it kills me...

oh and i'm going skating. no flash backs please skate god.
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strawberrybomb:
Yeah of course you can have dexter. If you aren't busy tomorrow or tuesday night i can bring it round then or sometime after christmas. just let me know.
mark_plus_beer:
I can solve all your problems



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If i die let it be known i'm no captain Oates.. those dudes tricked me to go outside with tales of the jager moose.


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causy:
Ooh, historical reference that some will not get, I like.
As I do the fact you survived.

And yes, there's no other way when told jeans are not allowed. I'd bought the suit only about an hour before going out. I'm like Gok Wang, Trinny and Susannah, all rolled into one.
wizzle:
Hey, do me a favour. Put "awesome crazy" to bed. It'll be better that way. Hella better wink

See ya saturday, because you will be there. Got a joke ready for ya.
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yeah, so i'm dreaming about my comedy set now. In Italian.

I'm not sure what that means, other then my Sopranos fetish still hasn't quite dissipated.

Gig tonight, hoping for a good one, i need a lift before the Design museum massacre Friday and my death at spooky. My theory is Ortus is some kind of cult leader who wants to be famous for leading...
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nikhita:
hahah, nice

i agree, i can do a lot of stuff, i'm not stupid...but i love music, so i wont give my all to anything else...and i hate feeling like i'm not putting effort in to things
miyo:
I've had the soup and been watching never mind the buzzcocks on youtube but laughing hurts frown hehe
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Gig tonight.


Dear Mr Hicks,

I know that even if you can hear me you'll think I'm stupid for praying, but please help me tonight.

amen,

Ah well, either way tomorrow my old beat making buddy is coming over and were going to make some new noise.

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ikaruga:
hey, here's hoping it all went swimmingly!
ortus:
Heaters won't work without the engine running.

Gonna run the engine all night? Thought not. tongue
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And now for a abrupt stream of consciousness...

Yeah, so i'm doing a 15 minute set for the Design Museum comedy show.

I have finally solved the triangle mime conundrum... By taking it Terminator baby!

I went snow boarding today (well, dry slope) and the kids got all up in my grill, so I'm back tomorrow to ride proper (I will rock the Rockys when...
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causy:
Well, I didn't actually have any wine, twiggy did, and I didn't actually have any cofee, everyone else did.
I saved the fresh coffee for the morning, and just concentrated on actually drinking beer. That and Samba.

You reminded me to book my flights, it's stupidly expensive from Aberdeen, but stupidly cheap from Edinburgh & Glasgow.
Can I face a 160 minute train journey after a flight on a Sunday after too much to drink the night before?!
mark_plus_beer:
i still think getting a blow job while snowboarding should be a mission
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hmm, so interesting week for me.

got offered some freelance that will buy moms a Christmas gift. Im working on my own design company site as i think i could get some work over Christmas. Ive been working with the name 'pretty pixels'.

Had a interesting gig to six people, after half the audience left at the interval. I knew the evening would suck when...
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rookin:
You'll kick ass don't worry about it,

Also, im probably going to be coming up on the 13th December so if you're there I demand ManHugs! smile
ikaruga:
you do realise there is only one option, not two?

hope it goes well for you, man.