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My names J and i'm a gangster rap-a-hollic.
I'm sorry, i thought I'd got past this.
I know, I know, I'm better then this.
Jiggy beats, gangster classics, a strong desire for a HUGE iced chain that spells my name, with flashing LED's. Cars that move more vertically then horizontally. Gold suits. My own Lime green jewel encrusted yaught called Da LEXICON. Considering the benefits...
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I'm sorry, i thought I'd got past this.
I know, I know, I'm better then this.
Jiggy beats, gangster classics, a strong desire for a HUGE iced chain that spells my name, with flashing LED's. Cars that move more vertically then horizontally. Gold suits. My own Lime green jewel encrusted yaught called Da LEXICON. Considering the benefits...
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wilona:
Fukken chav.
aesirr:
Thanks dude.
I'm looking forward to flexing my tog muscles much more in coming months.
Heck I shot with 10 models on Sunday of last week alone!
I'm looking forward to flexing my tog muscles much more in coming months.
Heck I shot with 10 models on Sunday of last week alone!
Its been a busy few. drinking with you lovely peoples.
Tomorrow one of my best buds (and old flat mate) is back from Canada so we're going to introduce him to the bucket that replaced him (the bucket has a face and is orange). Senor buckets cool, I don't have many friends you can cool beer in. Alex is coming over to the flat and...
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Tomorrow one of my best buds (and old flat mate) is back from Canada so we're going to introduce him to the bucket that replaced him (the bucket has a face and is orange). Senor buckets cool, I don't have many friends you can cool beer in. Alex is coming over to the flat and...
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mat8drb:
Dude. I've just seen someone on a board get missed by a bendy bus, but his board get snapped. I was under the bus as the board went under it. Woah.
snowy:
Turns out I LEFT THE BOTTLE OF SQUASH AT WORK.
It was a lovely surprise in the morning
Wish I had a senor bucket. That'd be so cool >_<
It was a lovely surprise in the morning
Wish I had a senor bucket. That'd be so cool >_<here's my colours routine, i guess its abstract comedy so you've been warned. X
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ortus:
Dude, me and Gigue checked out the book on Monday afternoon over a beer and pissed ourselves for about an hour over it. So much goodness graffiti'd in there.
I'll get around to scanning or photographing it soon.
Top to see you again too, amigo.
I'll get around to scanning or photographing it soon.
Top to see you again too, amigo.
Ive come to Whsitler and brought snow to the blue sky. ive been lucky with snow everywhere i go. maybe it likes me. in fact yeah, i'll believe it does.
we clmibed to the top of blackcomb mountain today, taking the chairs and t-barsup past the thin white cloud level, then we hiked into the blue sky of the glacial bowls peak. I rember looking...
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we clmibed to the top of blackcomb mountain today, taking the chairs and t-barsup past the thin white cloud level, then we hiked into the blue sky of the glacial bowls peak. I rember looking...
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julianvsvampires:
I jizzed a little bit. 
wilona:
Your trip sounds magical <3
Nice to have you back dude, should be a nice weekend with the sun bringing you a warm welcome home
Are you coming to the thing on Bank Holiday weekend?
There will be lots of storytelling and wreckage to do!
Andmaybetheoddbooshreference.
See you soon dude.
xxx
Nice to have you back dude, should be a nice weekend with the sun bringing you a warm welcome home
Are you coming to the thing on Bank Holiday weekend?
There will be lots of storytelling and wreckage to do!
Andmaybetheoddbooshreference.
See you soon dude.
xxx
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daisy:
Snow? Oh, that was the last thing i expected pow to be. Hmm, does that count as something i've learned today? Does it have to be something useful, or does slang count?
Does Mark get jealous if you hug other people? Aww bless, you guys are adorable. I know you're not really going out, or that way inclined, but it does seem like a really loving relationship from the outside. Which is awesome. How does it work if one of you is seeing someone though? Like, does she have to go out with both of you really? Just gets the nasty with one?
I may have too much thinking time on my hands. Off i go...
Enjoy the rest of your trip. More photos please.
Does Mark get jealous if you hug other people? Aww bless, you guys are adorable. I know you're not really going out, or that way inclined, but it does seem like a really loving relationship from the outside. Which is awesome. How does it work if one of you is seeing someone though? Like, does she have to go out with both of you really? Just gets the nasty with one?
I may have too much thinking time on my hands. Off i go...
Enjoy the rest of your trip. More photos please.
evapilotone:
Hahaha, this is turning into a regular Bromance, foo' 
I'm alive and off to vans mountain range to ride. Killer blue Skys - check, loud music - check, home boys waiting for me on the slope - check. Can't wait. Time to fly!
Thinking of you guys, have a sick day. X
Thinking of you guys, have a sick day. X
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firemonkey:
Dude, fucking ace night hanging out with you, yet again. Lamb of God is going to be amazing! Make use of the flat tomorrow, treat it like your own.
ikaruga:
hope all is fuckin' rockin', sir...
Remember this?:
"Oh and if you want to freak out a Starbucks employee decline a spoon for your fruit salad by holding up the seven spoons in your pocket.
Must remember: girls don't like spoons."
Starbucks girl asked me out yesterday.
Spoons work.
"Oh and if you want to freak out a Starbucks employee decline a spoon for your fruit salad by holding up the seven spoons in your pocket.
Must remember: girls don't like spoons."
Starbucks girl asked me out yesterday.
Spoons work.
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johnnyforeigner:
Yeah, and here's Johnny 'no spoons' Foreigner, dateless and alone 
I presume you said yes?
I presume you said yes?
ikaruga:
hope you're having a cracking time, m'man...
so whats up?
I barely write anything real lately, I tend to pour everything into my comedy, or music. Works been tough, but having a new producer to assist has made life better. Three days left.
I met up with some old friends I lived with in Canada last night which rocked. We ate Thai food and joked around. I felt gutted walking home, we...
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I barely write anything real lately, I tend to pour everything into my comedy, or music. Works been tough, but having a new producer to assist has made life better. Three days left.
I met up with some old friends I lived with in Canada last night which rocked. We ate Thai food and joked around. I felt gutted walking home, we...
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squee:
Have an awesome time in Canada, got my fingers crossed you don't break anything too bad, or if you do, at least manage to make some money back off You've Been Framed
strawberrybomb:
Have you got Stewart Lee tickets?
just found out my buddies organised a jagger reception and a snowboarding roadtrip for my first 24 in Canada.
Plus i wangled two extra days at work which will pay rent.
I have a feeling things could go rather well.
New ink soon baby!
Plus i wangled two extra days at work which will pay rent.
I have a feeling things could go rather well.
New ink soon baby!
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miyo:
nice!
forkandles:
sounds good.
Birds in toolshed - Place is full of them!
Birds in toolshed - Place is full of them!
went to my parents today and did some jobs, you know, go to the tip, hack bushes, give my mum a pineapple.
it was cool to hang with mr sunshine (dads), talk football, and do normal stuff. I've spend far to much time in my head space lately. one more week at work then I'm jetting to Canada. I'm skint already, but my buddies are...
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it was cool to hang with mr sunshine (dads), talk football, and do normal stuff. I've spend far to much time in my head space lately. one more week at work then I'm jetting to Canada. I'm skint already, but my buddies are...
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ortus:
No way it's gonna fit dude. Get real. You should know.
emma_treasure:
het mister, you going to the stewart lee/richard herring gig for sure? i'll book my ticket if you are and sort out travel and digs later... i REEEEEEALLY wanna go! glad all is well with you! xox
glad all is well with you! xoxok, im off to a gig, its been a long time, but its time i beat the fear.
Then its JD on my lonesome at the bar... smooth.
have a awesome night amigos.
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stormed it, gracias amigos.
Then its JD on my lonesome at the bar... smooth.
have a awesome night amigos.
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stormed it, gracias amigos.
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miya:
aww cool, glad it went well. Shall have to see a set of yours sometime!
spamtwo:
Glad it went well 
We need to have more comedy chit-chats so you can suggest lolz for me ^_^
I recently downloaded Asylum.
Twas a good choice.
-Thumbs up-
P.S. I'm stoned boooiiii
P.P.S. That bruise is fucking awesome. In a really gross dont-ever-show-me-that-again way.