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Gig tomorrow.

You'll love his show, there are some truly excellent jokes
The new slayer album is really good but the new megadeth and alice in chains are far superior

Hahahaha my favourite line! <3

Balanced lifestyle is always a challenge. On the one hand, there's chocolate, on the other, there's the gym. I want both.

You seem to be in agood place at the moment though dude.

If you're looking for a good comedy night in Manchester to try to hook up with, I'd try XS Malarkey. They book a lot of smaller up and coming comics and people actually go to see the comedy rather than places like The Comedy Store where it's often just boys on a lads night or something. The atmosphere is usually very good in there and they've beaten out some of the so-called bigger clubs to awards and whatnot.

If you can get hooked up let me know. It's just round the corner from me really and you'd be welcome to stay here.

So it shall be written. So it shall be done...

Aww thanks dude. Was awesome to meet you at Kelly's bday. Yes! Our time WILL come f'sure! I didn't realise it was your birthday recently. Happy birthday dude! Hope you had a good one

hey, as long as it's what you think'll work best for the song, then cool...
guitar hero has taught me that I can't drum for shit and I have absolutely no rhythm whatsoever. curses.

much as it pains me to say it, it's looking like next year before I'll be back down.
the next couple of months are looking horrifically busy (and that's with me taking 2 weeks off!) and I can't see things improving until january.

that said, I will be down in january. honest.

I haven't got a date for it set or anything, I've gotta find the contact information for my matey which I've lsot after losing my phone. I'll try and sort something out for the next few weeks though

That press release is correct. I was reading an old story on the PB site which said it would be out this year. Sorry. Didn't mean to mislead you.

My Mum told me today that I was like Dexter. She didn't know I watched it - I didn't know she watched it.
I presume she means studying forensics - not the fact I am 'Monster' that has no feelings, and murders bad people....?? She thinks I would be good at chopping up dead bodies, and studying blood... - That she did say!
Hmmm.

Strange compliment I guess.

Sheridan (the blonde) from Two Pints parties hard. She was at a house party I was DJing at a couple years back and was still going at midday the next day when I was banging out some ridiculous techno. Top girl.

I think Alien is seriously underrated.

I'm excited by the prospect of catching up with you at Kelly's thing.

So....how did it go? How are you? Not spoke to you in forever.

I think I'd have to charge you. Best money you'd ever spend.

I wish I cold think of something clever to say in response to this but it has confused my brain meats with every comment I've read

I've just "discovered" / late to the party on comedienne Shappi Khorsandi. Like.

You look beautiful.

oooh,. interesting sir xx

Hey, took a cheeky look through your Sidewalk Surfer, I'd forgotten how awesome some of the photography is in that mag!
Really wanna shoot some skating/BMX/Mountain biking! Think it'd look awesome and be lots of fun!

seen man, I'm looking forward to it. Nt sure how to get there yet but thats half the adventure