voodoochile93

Why, oh Jesus God why must we lose to the Penguins. Anyone but them. And I really wouldn't mind it, actually, if Mike Richards would just knock Sidney Crosby's front teeth out. I mean, is that really too much to ask?!

It's 2am and I'm kinda freaked out. A half hour ago, I gave up trying to sleep because it occurred to me that an old friend who is getting married doesn't have my new address. So I log into my email and find a brand new email from him asking me to confirm my address so he can send out wedding invites. Does it mean...
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My eyes are blood red. I burst a bunch of blood vessels. It looks f'in bad-ass. At work, people gasp and ask me how it happened. I say it happened when I got sick after mixing liquor from three different countries. The next statement is "Yes, I'm comfortable with that." That's right. I am Jack's convenient dialogue thief, if you know your Fight Club.

Geez....
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Poooooooooooooop.

It's really time for a new blog but I got nothin. I'm seriously running on empty right now. Maybe I'll go to bed tonight before 2 am. And it's a Friday night to boot. I feel kinda pathetic about that. Is that something I should be depressed about? That I'm 29 and I'd rather sit at home on a Friday night reading a book or...
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Blah. Jockey full of bourbon here. I flunked calc. Although I don't believe it's my fault. Blind professor and an a assistant who doesn't want to be there. They sucked and will burn in hell. Probably. If the powers that be have any sympathy for me. The business school is working on getting me my money back. I'm glad they're working with me on this....
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There's a distinct possibility that I may be royally fucked.

I got into the MBA program at Villanova last summer. it was one of the hardest things to accomplish. I busted my ass, took the GMAT twice. I defied HUGE odds the second time aroud and got in....On the condition that I take Calculus (it's a prerequisite and I never took it as an undergrad)....
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Aweemaway aweemaway aweemaway aweemaway.......

So my buddy and I have this running conversation about the weird shit we've seen in the men's room at work (we are co workers). Just when I thought I had seen it all, I experience the most baffling thing yet. Before I get to that though, let me bring you up to speed on our list so far. As you read these, keep in...
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Please don't let the Flyers blow it.
Please don't let the Flyers blow it.
Please don't let the Flyers blow it.



Edit: FUCK YEAHH!!!!!