voodoochile93

My eyes are blood red. I burst a bunch of blood vessels. It looks f'in bad-ass. At work, people gasp and ask me how it happened. I say it happened when I got sick after mixing liquor from three different countries. The next statement is "Yes, I'm comfortable with that." That's right. I am Jack's convenient dialogue thief, if you know your Fight Club.

Geez....
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Poooooooooooooop.

It's really time for a new blog but I got nothin. I'm seriously running on empty right now. Maybe I'll go to bed tonight before 2 am. And it's a Friday night to boot. I feel kinda pathetic about that. Is that something I should be depressed about? That I'm 29 and I'd rather sit at home on a Friday night reading a book or...
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Blah. Jockey full of bourbon here. I flunked calc. Although I don't believe it's my fault. Blind professor and an a assistant who doesn't want to be there. They sucked and will burn in hell. Probably. If the powers that be have any sympathy for me. The business school is working on getting me my money back. I'm glad they're working with me on this....
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There's a distinct possibility that I may be royally fucked.

I got into the MBA program at Villanova last summer. it was one of the hardest things to accomplish. I busted my ass, took the GMAT twice. I defied HUGE odds the second time aroud and got in....On the condition that I take Calculus (it's a prerequisite and I never took it as an undergrad)....
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Aweemaway aweemaway aweemaway aweemaway.......

So my buddy and I have this running conversation about the weird shit we've seen in the men's room at work (we are co workers). Just when I thought I had seen it all, I experience the most baffling thing yet. Before I get to that though, let me bring you up to speed on our list so far. As you read these, keep in...
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Please don't let the Flyers blow it.
Please don't let the Flyers blow it.
Please don't let the Flyers blow it.



Edit: FUCK YEAHH!!!!!

I came across her profile picture on MySpace tonight. It was through a mutual friend's page. I'd forgotten he had befriended her. It's an older picture. A picture from shortly before she broke my heart. Either she's single again or she just likes that picture. The question is not do I drop her a line. I ruled that long ago when I finally decided I...
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Things that can just fucking eat my ass:

1) Online dating websites
2) People who tell me the only reason I don't do well on online dating sites is because I don't try even though I actually really do put forth the effort.
3) That dumb fucking bitch on the other side ofo the wall from me at work who has diarrhea of the
mouth...
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New year = new blog to anyone reading. I'm not all that thrilled by the passage of time lately but I see this as a positive thing in saying good riddance to a crap 2007. Sure, it wasn't all bad. I got into grad school and had a successful first semester, friends and family are alive and well. But a bad heartbreak early on left...
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I'm well overdue for a blog but can't think of anything to write.

Ummm....dumm dee deeeee.

So this is amusing. Pick a song. Any song. Then replace words and/or single syllables with my roommate's name, "Doug." Sing it to yourself.

That's all I got for now. More to come.