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BORING ASS WEEKEND[IMG]





all my weekends are soo boring. what do you youngsters do for fun?

I mean i'ts like i'm a fucking house wife or something. cleaning the entire weekend.

Anyone else relate?

I was gonna teach you guys how to self mutilate properly, but maybe that isn't so good. I just have to say that if you are gonna cut what i call a "homeade tattoo" you have to use a regualar old bic razor. Use tools to get the blade out, then because those razors aren't so sharp. Use a steady hand to cut whatever you want.. Letters and numbers are HARD! so then when it closes up you need to recut it.. thats on the same day, then the next day recut again until you have a nasty green crusty thing that looks infected. it will scab over and then you will have your "self multilation" tattoo. it lasts about a week.

I wish so bad i could have a made up life here on SG. actually, HEY I COULD! INstead of being the loser 29 year old who does housework all weekend. I could be anyone! Hey that sounds like a cool idea.. A made up life! okay. i'll start with my made up name..

Hi everyone, I'm Jayden, nice to meet you!!