So I gave up on the whole quitting smoking idea. Its not working. FUCK. I really hate when people ask me what I want for christmas. I hate christmas and I feel like im getting old even though im only twenty two. If someone cant get me leather pants, a lifetime supply of black hair dye, or a italian and candian women to have threesomes with me every day for a year, I dont want anything. fuck, i hate the holidays....ive been working way to much lately so im taking the next couple of days off to lay around, not shave, wear my robe and touch myself 
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sicily:
ewwww... elephantitus goes in the gout category of grossness for me 
nyghtwish:
Oh god. I've tried the quit smoking thing. Except not actually tried. Just SAID I was trying to quit. Which made it seem like I was trying. I don't think it works like that...