why are divorces so expensive?
we did our own. should've paid for a lawyer. 9yrs later and i'm still gettin fucked 
she quit paying on her school loans that i cosigned for in 1999! there's still a $20,000 balance and now they're after me to pay!!!
AND, last week another collection agency called me about a $900 verizon cell bill. I'VE NEVER HAD A VERIZON PHONE! some fucking scumbag in Idleyld, OR (where?) used my name and ss # to get an account. what a pain in the ass trying to get that straightened out
remember at the begining of Irreversible when monica bellucci's husband smashed that guys head flat with a fire extinguisher? that's what i feel like doing to a couple of people... 
