Today after work I went to Petsmart to buy some pet stain and odor remover. Kat was sick a couple months ago and had a few accidents and ever since she'll use the floor every once in a while. So far I haven't been able to completely get rid of the smell.
Anyway, after looking at a few different brands of stain and odor remover I picked up a gallon jug off the bottom shelf and rested it against my chest so I could better read the lable. After a couple seconds I realized this jug of stain and odor remover fucking stunk! And a couple seconds after that I realized my chest was wet! Then as I looked down at the wet spot on my chest I realized what that fucking horrid stink was...
Anyway, after looking at a few different brands of stain and odor remover I picked up a gallon jug off the bottom shelf and rested it against my chest so I could better read the lable. After a couple seconds I realized this jug of stain and odor remover fucking stunk! And a couple seconds after that I realized my chest was wet! Then as I looked down at the wet spot on my chest I realized what that fucking horrid stink was...
I went to the store to buy something to get the cat piss out of my carpet and ended up wearing dog piss in my shirt.
There's gotta be some kind of lesson to be learned. "Life Stinks" is all I can come up with.