i love my pussy!
the day before thanksgiving i woke up to my cat Kat covered in diarrhea, on my bed of course! it was all over the bathroom floor and she left little poopy paw all over the place. she'd also puked in the hall. at least it wasn't the carpet. so after cleaning up and bathing my stinky pussy ( and scouring myself! ) i was late to work.
saturday i was sitting here at the computer and Kat jumped up on my lap as she's prone to do, only she started to fall off so naturally she stuck four razor sharp claws into my thigh to catch her self. i yelped, jerked her claws out of my leg and pulled my pj's down to exam my wound. four tiny punctures already starting to drip blood. i'm no wimp but that fuckin hurt!
yesterday i came home to find a new roll of toilet paper soaking in the toilet. i forgot to put the lid down. last time it was my comb.
and at this very moment she's trying to rip open my new bag of sun chips! she already got my mustard pretzels!
anyway, just wanted to say "i love my pussy!"
the day before thanksgiving i woke up to my cat Kat covered in diarrhea, on my bed of course! it was all over the bathroom floor and she left little poopy paw all over the place. she'd also puked in the hall. at least it wasn't the carpet. so after cleaning up and bathing my stinky pussy ( and scouring myself! ) i was late to work.
saturday i was sitting here at the computer and Kat jumped up on my lap as she's prone to do, only she started to fall off so naturally she stuck four razor sharp claws into my thigh to catch her self. i yelped, jerked her claws out of my leg and pulled my pj's down to exam my wound. four tiny punctures already starting to drip blood. i'm no wimp but that fuckin hurt!
yesterday i came home to find a new roll of toilet paper soaking in the toilet. i forgot to put the lid down. last time it was my comb.
and at this very moment she's trying to rip open my new bag of sun chips! she already got my mustard pretzels!
anyway, just wanted to say "i love my pussy!"