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Okay, so.

In preparation for "Watchmen" (coming out this Friday, for which I already have tickets), I've been reading reviews over at Rotten Tomatoes. Most have gotten me even more excited about seeing the movie I've been waiting for since 1992, even the not-so-positive ones. I mean, expected it to be a love it or hate it game, even (and especially) among my fanboys,and fangals, out there. However, I came across one today that almost entirely derailed my excitement and turned it into a righteous whirlwind of anger.

It wasn't so much that Anthony Lane of The New Yorker hated the film, and apparently already hated the graphic novel before he saw the movie. I can respectfully disagree with a difference of opinion, more so when I love a movie someone else hates (less so when I hate a movie someone else loves, but I parenthetically digress). What I can't agree with, and certainly not respectfully, is REVEALING THE CENTRAL MYSTERY OF BOTH THE MOVIE AND THE COMIC.

Apologies for the all-caps there at the end, but I am still so vehemently pissed off about it. Anthony Lane of The New Yorker (I'm not going to link to it, sorry) either despises "Watchmen" or his audience so much, that he's willing to ruin movie and comic for those who haven't read the book. He doesn't give spoiler warnings, he simply tosses off the secret identity of the main villain and then the ramifications of said villain's actions. He does this in two different sections of his review, and does not acknowledge what he's done. It's despicable. As a fan of movies and books and comics and of critical analysis, I can't abide by this.

So, I sent him a letter via email. This is what I said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I am appalled by Mr. Lane's review of the new "Watchmen" film. While I have yet to see the movie, and therefore cannot judge the review on its critical merits, I don't need to see the film to take umbrage at Mr. Lane's irresponsibility to his audience.

I counted two distinct and explicit references to the ending of the movie (and the book) in this review. I'll grant that the specifics of the ending weren't divulged in great detail, but both the identity of the main villain and the ramifications of his actions and choices were revealed. The fact that these details were simply dashed off without regard to their nature as spoilers is what makes Mr. Lane's affront to cineasts utterly disdainful.

How, in good conscience, did Mr. Lane and his editor(s) come to the decision that unveiling the secrets of the film's (and the book's) central mystery served their readers? Does Mr. Lane hate "Watchmen" the movie (and the book) so much that he wished to deprive those uninitiated with the source material of the journey to reach their own conclusions? Did he think that because the graphic novel is available to everyone that the ending of the film isn't spoiler material? If either one are the case, that plainly belies Mr. Anthony's distaste for the very people he is trying to communicate with.

While I am not a regular reader of The New Yorker, and so I don't know if divulging major plot points to films or books is a common practice, Mr. Lane's irresponsible review ensures that I will never become one. I sincerely hope you do the right thing and update your online review of "Watchmen" to either remove the undesirable plot revelations or, at least, set them off as separate from the rest of the piece. The integrity of Mr. Lane and The New Yorker require nothing less.



If you read that, then you know that I put it in a spoiler and didn't even reveal anything about the plot. Is it really that hard not to divulge a movie's most important aspect? Jesus.

If you want to experience the "Watchmen" movie for yourself, then steer clear of The New Yorker. In fact, it's probably best just to stay away from any and all reviews-- I can't be vigilant enough to protect you from all the spoilers out there.

Sigh.

VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
annika:
Yeah. Taye says I should have been a doctor.
Mar 5, 2009
rascuache_:
thank you and you're right, that would be totally hot!
Mar 5, 2009

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