Okay, so.
In preparation for "Watchmen" (coming out this Friday, for which I already have tickets), I've been reading reviews over at Rotten Tomatoes. Most have gotten me even more excited about seeing the movie I've been waiting for since 1992, even the not-so-positive ones. I mean, expected it to be a love it or hate it game, even (and especially) among my fanboys,and fangals, out there. However, I came across one today that almost entirely derailed my excitement and turned it into a righteous whirlwind of anger.
It wasn't so much that Anthony Lane of The New Yorker hated the film, and apparently already hated the graphic novel before he saw the movie. I can respectfully disagree with a difference of opinion, more so when I love a movie someone else hates (less so when I hate a movie someone else loves, but I parenthetically digress). What I can't agree with, and certainly not respectfully, is REVEALING THE CENTRAL MYSTERY OF BOTH THE MOVIE AND THE COMIC.
Apologies for the all-caps there at the end, but I am still so vehemently pissed off about it. Anthony Lane of The New Yorker (I'm not going to link to it, sorry) either despises "Watchmen" or his audience so much, that he's willing to ruin movie and comic for those who haven't read the book. He doesn't give spoiler warnings, he simply tosses off the secret identity of the main villain and then the ramifications of said villain's actions. He does this in two different sections of his review, and does not acknowledge what he's done. It's despicable. As a fan of movies and books and comics and of critical analysis, I can't abide by this.
So, I sent him a letter via email. This is what I said:
In preparation for "Watchmen" (coming out this Friday, for which I already have tickets), I've been reading reviews over at Rotten Tomatoes. Most have gotten me even more excited about seeing the movie I've been waiting for since 1992, even the not-so-positive ones. I mean, expected it to be a love it or hate it game, even (and especially) among my fanboys,and fangals, out there. However, I came across one today that almost entirely derailed my excitement and turned it into a righteous whirlwind of anger.
It wasn't so much that Anthony Lane of The New Yorker hated the film, and apparently already hated the graphic novel before he saw the movie. I can respectfully disagree with a difference of opinion, more so when I love a movie someone else hates (less so when I hate a movie someone else loves, but I parenthetically digress). What I can't agree with, and certainly not respectfully, is REVEALING THE CENTRAL MYSTERY OF BOTH THE MOVIE AND THE COMIC.
Apologies for the all-caps there at the end, but I am still so vehemently pissed off about it. Anthony Lane of The New Yorker (I'm not going to link to it, sorry) either despises "Watchmen" or his audience so much, that he's willing to ruin movie and comic for those who haven't read the book. He doesn't give spoiler warnings, he simply tosses off the secret identity of the main villain and then the ramifications of said villain's actions. He does this in two different sections of his review, and does not acknowledge what he's done. It's despicable. As a fan of movies and books and comics and of critical analysis, I can't abide by this.
So, I sent him a letter via email. This is what I said:
If you read that, then you know that I put it in a spoiler and didn't even reveal anything about the plot. Is it really that hard not to divulge a movie's most important aspect? Jesus.
If you want to experience the "Watchmen" movie for yourself, then steer clear of The New Yorker. In fact, it's probably best just to stay away from any and all reviews-- I can't be vigilant enough to protect you from all the spoilers out there.
Sigh.
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annika:
Yeah. Taye says I should have been a doctor.
rascuache_:
thank you and you're right, that would be totally hot!