I got some coffee! I got some coffee! It sucks that I am addicted to caffiene, but it doesn't suck too much, so fuck it.... hello....
WORK
was pretty shitty on saturday night. It's a miracle I made what i did, it was that bad..... I did absolutely zero laps, but hey on the bright side I got propositioned, not once, but twice! and they were both realy persistant. I don't understand how some guys just seem to not hear the word no..... the first one wanted me to do a bachelor party, and kept asking me why when I said no. I guess my repeatedly saying that I don't do private paties because they are: 1.dangerous 2.not my thing at all 3. I don't fuck for pay was not enough to convince him... The other guy said He wanted to spend some "quality time" (translate quality time to sex.) with me outside of the club, and when I told him I don't meet customers outside of work, he said(dude, get this) "you don't understand, I know what I'm doing, you will have a
good time, bla bla bla... It finally took me having to say that I probably wouldn't have a good time, because I'm not a hooker..... In the end I had to tell both of them I had a boy friend. and even then, the first guy wouldn't give up untill I said, "Look if you had an old lady that you really cared about how would you feel about her going to some stranger's house full of horny guys, etc, etc...." and he finally got the point. good god...... I used to get really offended when shit like this happened, but now it just doesn't even phase me. nothing shocks me anymore. then there was this other guy who was as smart as a rock, who came in with his smart as a rock friend who looked like eddie munster with lamb chop sideburns who sat at the stage waving their one dollar bills like they were hundreds or something trying to get my attention. meanwhile I'm thinking: "Jesus fucking christ, I only have one pussy, I cannot magically grow another. put the fucking dollar down, for fuck's sake, and stop trying to fucking touch me with it." they were idiots. I almost shouted this at them. I really wanted to. okay, one more and then I'm gonna change the subject.... these two 18 year old kids come in together and no shit, they are wearing the same exact fucking shirt. I shit you not... same stripe pattern and color. except one is wearing the short sleeve version, and the other has the long sleeved version. when I saw them come in I said to the security guy sitting next to me, "oh man, no fucking way. did they really just show up in the same shirt? together? Then I laughed out loud and went to the dressing room to tell the other ladies about kid n'play which is what I dubbed them, and we had a field day with them. It was funny, and they were also complete idiots....... there were alot more idiots that night, but those are the most memorable.........
MY BAND
well, it's not my band. they have been playing together for like a year already, and they asked me to sing for them, so I figured I'd give it a shot. I'm still learning the songs, and learning what it's like to work with them, so no, I don't have an mp3... we just started. we don't even have a name. what do we sound like? I had been describing it as a punked out, sped up pretenders, but after last night, I don't know that that's the best description. It's kind close though.... I am just really really happy to be singing again. My voice is pretty gravelly after drinking booze everyday for five years after some one rad in my life died, but I think I like it better that way(my voice, that is). I don't really have a voice today, after practice last night, but I'll get used to it again. I'm just glad I have an outlet for alot of the anger that has built up over the years. It's pretty fucking rad.
MY DAY OFF
it's today, and I think I just want to hole up at home. I'm really tired, and I have been really busy lately..... I'm just going to stay in today. hallelujia.
well, I guess I'm outa here.... have a fab day.
xoxox-V.
I'm kinda brain dead on the questions today, If I think of anything good, I'll come back and edit this to add some...
WORK
was pretty shitty on saturday night. It's a miracle I made what i did, it was that bad..... I did absolutely zero laps, but hey on the bright side I got propositioned, not once, but twice! and they were both realy persistant. I don't understand how some guys just seem to not hear the word no..... the first one wanted me to do a bachelor party, and kept asking me why when I said no. I guess my repeatedly saying that I don't do private paties because they are: 1.dangerous 2.not my thing at all 3. I don't fuck for pay was not enough to convince him... The other guy said He wanted to spend some "quality time" (translate quality time to sex.) with me outside of the club, and when I told him I don't meet customers outside of work, he said(dude, get this) "you don't understand, I know what I'm doing, you will have a
good time, bla bla bla... It finally took me having to say that I probably wouldn't have a good time, because I'm not a hooker..... In the end I had to tell both of them I had a boy friend. and even then, the first guy wouldn't give up untill I said, "Look if you had an old lady that you really cared about how would you feel about her going to some stranger's house full of horny guys, etc, etc...." and he finally got the point. good god...... I used to get really offended when shit like this happened, but now it just doesn't even phase me. nothing shocks me anymore. then there was this other guy who was as smart as a rock, who came in with his smart as a rock friend who looked like eddie munster with lamb chop sideburns who sat at the stage waving their one dollar bills like they were hundreds or something trying to get my attention. meanwhile I'm thinking: "Jesus fucking christ, I only have one pussy, I cannot magically grow another. put the fucking dollar down, for fuck's sake, and stop trying to fucking touch me with it." they were idiots. I almost shouted this at them. I really wanted to. okay, one more and then I'm gonna change the subject.... these two 18 year old kids come in together and no shit, they are wearing the same exact fucking shirt. I shit you not... same stripe pattern and color. except one is wearing the short sleeve version, and the other has the long sleeved version. when I saw them come in I said to the security guy sitting next to me, "oh man, no fucking way. did they really just show up in the same shirt? together? Then I laughed out loud and went to the dressing room to tell the other ladies about kid n'play which is what I dubbed them, and we had a field day with them. It was funny, and they were also complete idiots....... there were alot more idiots that night, but those are the most memorable.........
MY BAND
well, it's not my band. they have been playing together for like a year already, and they asked me to sing for them, so I figured I'd give it a shot. I'm still learning the songs, and learning what it's like to work with them, so no, I don't have an mp3... we just started. we don't even have a name. what do we sound like? I had been describing it as a punked out, sped up pretenders, but after last night, I don't know that that's the best description. It's kind close though.... I am just really really happy to be singing again. My voice is pretty gravelly after drinking booze everyday for five years after some one rad in my life died, but I think I like it better that way(my voice, that is). I don't really have a voice today, after practice last night, but I'll get used to it again. I'm just glad I have an outlet for alot of the anger that has built up over the years. It's pretty fucking rad.
MY DAY OFF
it's today, and I think I just want to hole up at home. I'm really tired, and I have been really busy lately..... I'm just going to stay in today. hallelujia.
well, I guess I'm outa here.... have a fab day.
xoxox-V.
I'm kinda brain dead on the questions today, If I think of anything good, I'll come back and edit this to add some...
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'twould be fun to read. Just like your post only more.
It would be nice if people just really understood the nature of the transaction and let it go.
But then it would be nice if people let a lot of things go.
Oh well. I hope you get some rest.