Guess who has a copy of the new Nine Inch Nails Album "With Teeth"? ME! I'm listening to it right now... It's really good. I'm going to dance to it tonight. You might be thinking "But that album is not out until June." ...Well, I have my sources..... Hi you guys, happy friday.
YOUR QUESTIONS.
-Do you ever feel like You're being watched, and then you realize it's like a kitty in a tree or something?
*Sometimes. More often though I know the vibe of someone I'm meeting when they have already seen me naked. I can't explain how I know, but I know, and I'm usually right.
-What made you choose your name?
*I've answered this question a million times, but not in a while now.... anyway, I picked Voltaire, because Candide is a great book, and I wanted to talk to smarter people at work. It didn't work, but oh well.
-In your line of work, how much respect do you have for the gentlemen that come to your club? I have never been to a strip club before and your answer may determine if I ever do.
*Okay, first things first: I'm not exactly your average dancer. I'm different. Even the way I work is different. I don't lie to customers, and I don't feed them bullshit stories... I have respect for people that respect me. Turn about is fair play. But If you piss me off, I can be a real bitch, in the worst way. For the most part, I'm really nice at work, and I work very hard. Every now and again though, someone is an asshole, and I get bent out of shape. this would take all day to explain to you. so I'll just leave it at that.
-Do you have any plans to visit the midwest or east coast for any of your work? or even leisure activities?
* I'm going to NYC for a friends art show that I am featured in (I think).... but yeah, I'll be in NYC then.... I really wanted to go to chicago this year, but I'm already runing out of travel time and $, and there's no way in hell I would go there in winter, not after what I saw when I got stuck at Ohare for six hours due to weather, last winter.
-what is your favorite song to dance to?
*It changes all the time. I bring about 200 CDs to work with me. I pretty much play whatever I want, whenever I want.
-what is the best place you have lived? Where would you retire to?
*Los Angeles, all the way. I really love it here. Being a native californian might have something to do with that though. I don't know where I would retire to, I don't thinK I've seen enough places yet....
-what type of cuisine(or failing that, ingredient) would you like to explore/experiment with?
*I've experimented alot with different kinds of pesto, but mostly I like to experiment with different colors of food. I love cooking and I love eating, but my favorite part is designing the plate so that it is estheticaly pleasing. I've designed entire meals around fruits and vegetables, just becuse I liked the color or I thought they were pretty/interesting looking.
-what are your non proffessional future goals?
*to be happy,to be a good person, and experience life.
-when and how did your cat adopt you?
* I got birch when I was living in Portland. She Is from a friend's cat's litter. I was given pick of the litter. I chose her because she was the smallest, the cutest(imo), and she was the biggest shit disturber. That's how I knew she was the cat I wanted.... I saw her be born. I probably like her more than I like anyone.
-who's nicer to look at? guys or girls?
*guys all the way, but the right female gets me every time.
-what's your favorite tattoo?
*I like all of them. they are all very special to me since they all have special meanings.
-How many cats have you had in your life?
*more than ten.
-How does one undercut at lap dances?
does that mean she only dances to part of the song? or is it where she butts in and steals someone's customer?
* undercutting is charging less than the house price for dances. I hate those bitches that do it. I used to work with a girl that gave head in the lap room for 20 bucks. she was the token whore at our club.
.... I still have some other ones too, but they require a little more thought....
SAN FRANCISCO.
I'm going to the SG Prom. I have no Idea what I'm wearing, and what's more I really don't care. I'm either going to show up looking twenty kinds of fabulous, or twenty kinds of like a bum in my cammoflage cut offs, probably my Iron maiden Killers world tour shirt, and my boots. who knows. I just know it won't be a late night for me. I'm shooting a video for at 9am the next day, in berkeley.... I'm staying a few extra days to work, and hang out with my folks....
PORTLAND
I'm taking off for portland again at the end of may. I'll be working at Union Jacks again, and doing a crap load of photo shoots....
IDAHO
I da Hoe? No, you's da hoe..... anyway, I'm going out in the middle of nowhere with no phone, no computer, no TV, for a week of R&R in the middle of fucking nowhere. I'll be sitting in natural hot springs, going for bike rides, painting with watercolors, gathering herbs I can't get here, and a whole plethora of "voltaire by herself" activities. I really can't wait. I'll come back rested and fatter. why Idaho? well, why not?
OVERTIRED
I slep too late today, and now I'm overtired.... I have to work tonight, so I better get some green tea in my bod.... I need a massage. I'm serious. Who is good, and wants to work on me? My back is strung tighter than a violin. I need a good rub, and I need it to be cheap. It just fucking hurts. alot. I haven't been worked on in more than two years. I should stop complaining. It just makes it hurt more. and I have to work tonight. but at least I have new music to dance to. I hope I make enough tonight to buy my plane ticket to PDX. that would be cool.
well, I'm gone... I'm off to make tea, and shave all my parts, and all that stuff.... ciao.
xoxox-V.
-I'm kinda brain dead on the questions today. I haven't had my tea yet... tell me something interesting about yourself.
YOUR QUESTIONS.
-Do you ever feel like You're being watched, and then you realize it's like a kitty in a tree or something?
*Sometimes. More often though I know the vibe of someone I'm meeting when they have already seen me naked. I can't explain how I know, but I know, and I'm usually right.
-What made you choose your name?
*I've answered this question a million times, but not in a while now.... anyway, I picked Voltaire, because Candide is a great book, and I wanted to talk to smarter people at work. It didn't work, but oh well.
-In your line of work, how much respect do you have for the gentlemen that come to your club? I have never been to a strip club before and your answer may determine if I ever do.
*Okay, first things first: I'm not exactly your average dancer. I'm different. Even the way I work is different. I don't lie to customers, and I don't feed them bullshit stories... I have respect for people that respect me. Turn about is fair play. But If you piss me off, I can be a real bitch, in the worst way. For the most part, I'm really nice at work, and I work very hard. Every now and again though, someone is an asshole, and I get bent out of shape. this would take all day to explain to you. so I'll just leave it at that.
-Do you have any plans to visit the midwest or east coast for any of your work? or even leisure activities?
* I'm going to NYC for a friends art show that I am featured in (I think).... but yeah, I'll be in NYC then.... I really wanted to go to chicago this year, but I'm already runing out of travel time and $, and there's no way in hell I would go there in winter, not after what I saw when I got stuck at Ohare for six hours due to weather, last winter.
-what is your favorite song to dance to?
*It changes all the time. I bring about 200 CDs to work with me. I pretty much play whatever I want, whenever I want.
-what is the best place you have lived? Where would you retire to?
*Los Angeles, all the way. I really love it here. Being a native californian might have something to do with that though. I don't know where I would retire to, I don't thinK I've seen enough places yet....
-what type of cuisine(or failing that, ingredient) would you like to explore/experiment with?
*I've experimented alot with different kinds of pesto, but mostly I like to experiment with different colors of food. I love cooking and I love eating, but my favorite part is designing the plate so that it is estheticaly pleasing. I've designed entire meals around fruits and vegetables, just becuse I liked the color or I thought they were pretty/interesting looking.
-what are your non proffessional future goals?
*to be happy,to be a good person, and experience life.
-when and how did your cat adopt you?
* I got birch when I was living in Portland. She Is from a friend's cat's litter. I was given pick of the litter. I chose her because she was the smallest, the cutest(imo), and she was the biggest shit disturber. That's how I knew she was the cat I wanted.... I saw her be born. I probably like her more than I like anyone.
-who's nicer to look at? guys or girls?
*guys all the way, but the right female gets me every time.
-what's your favorite tattoo?
*I like all of them. they are all very special to me since they all have special meanings.
-How many cats have you had in your life?
*more than ten.
-How does one undercut at lap dances?
does that mean she only dances to part of the song? or is it where she butts in and steals someone's customer?
* undercutting is charging less than the house price for dances. I hate those bitches that do it. I used to work with a girl that gave head in the lap room for 20 bucks. she was the token whore at our club.
.... I still have some other ones too, but they require a little more thought....
SAN FRANCISCO.
I'm going to the SG Prom. I have no Idea what I'm wearing, and what's more I really don't care. I'm either going to show up looking twenty kinds of fabulous, or twenty kinds of like a bum in my cammoflage cut offs, probably my Iron maiden Killers world tour shirt, and my boots. who knows. I just know it won't be a late night for me. I'm shooting a video for at 9am the next day, in berkeley.... I'm staying a few extra days to work, and hang out with my folks....
PORTLAND
I'm taking off for portland again at the end of may. I'll be working at Union Jacks again, and doing a crap load of photo shoots....
IDAHO
I da Hoe? No, you's da hoe..... anyway, I'm going out in the middle of nowhere with no phone, no computer, no TV, for a week of R&R in the middle of fucking nowhere. I'll be sitting in natural hot springs, going for bike rides, painting with watercolors, gathering herbs I can't get here, and a whole plethora of "voltaire by herself" activities. I really can't wait. I'll come back rested and fatter. why Idaho? well, why not?
OVERTIRED
I slep too late today, and now I'm overtired.... I have to work tonight, so I better get some green tea in my bod.... I need a massage. I'm serious. Who is good, and wants to work on me? My back is strung tighter than a violin. I need a good rub, and I need it to be cheap. It just fucking hurts. alot. I haven't been worked on in more than two years. I should stop complaining. It just makes it hurt more. and I have to work tonight. but at least I have new music to dance to. I hope I make enough tonight to buy my plane ticket to PDX. that would be cool.
well, I'm gone... I'm off to make tea, and shave all my parts, and all that stuff.... ciao.
xoxox-V.
-I'm kinda brain dead on the questions today. I haven't had my tea yet... tell me something interesting about yourself.
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you come in italy for holiday or for visit your family?
i think your pics are most beautiful of SG