I am sad. This amused me.
"Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But that is called cannibalism, and it's frowned upon in most societies."
That is all.
Later updated to add:
Piss off. I hate everything.

"Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But that is called cannibalism, and it's frowned upon in most societies."
That is all.
Later updated to add:
Piss off. I hate everything.

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a fellow torontonian hopes you feel better soon. being sad and hating everything sucks.
did ya like wonka? loved it myself.
feel better!!