Mayhhap I'm in a shitty mood, despite my spectacular new karaoke and hot SuicideGirl friends, but I'm going to fucking rampage and wear this perpetual fucking scowl until I don't feel like scowling anymore, so fuck off.
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a) Have you ever tried those at-home work-out dvds? How sucky do they suck? After sleeping in late, and then sitting on my couch eating dill pickle chips whilst watching disc 3 of season 2 of Dead Like Me (George is my new fucking idol), I decided perhaps it was time to get my blood flowing in a way that did not include sex or masturbation. There they sat, four perfectly unopened Pilates DVDs for the at-home enthusiast. I changed, I pulled out my yoga mat, I popped the Bun & Thigh Sculptor into my DVD player, and I vigorously and enthusiastically threw myself into watching thirty minutes of strenuous Pilates. It really was tiring to watch all those abs crunching and buns "tweezing". Whew. I'm never doing that again. I think I'll go get myself a long-overdue gym pass.
b) heh heh heh. bun tweezing.
c) Will somebody mind explaining to me exactly what is so fucking fantastic about MySpace? Someone? Anyone?
d) that is all.
BLAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHGACK
a) Have you ever tried those at-home work-out dvds? How sucky do they suck? After sleeping in late, and then sitting on my couch eating dill pickle chips whilst watching disc 3 of season 2 of Dead Like Me (George is my new fucking idol), I decided perhaps it was time to get my blood flowing in a way that did not include sex or masturbation. There they sat, four perfectly unopened Pilates DVDs for the at-home enthusiast. I changed, I pulled out my yoga mat, I popped the Bun & Thigh Sculptor into my DVD player, and I vigorously and enthusiastically threw myself into watching thirty minutes of strenuous Pilates. It really was tiring to watch all those abs crunching and buns "tweezing". Whew. I'm never doing that again. I think I'll go get myself a long-overdue gym pass.
b) heh heh heh. bun tweezing.
c) Will somebody mind explaining to me exactly what is so fucking fantastic about MySpace? Someone? Anyone?
d) that is all.
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mrstitches:
I don't know, that sounds a lot like work. And expending energy isn't one of my more favorite things.
docalcoholiday:
Haha, fraid not. My life consists of monotony. I could just repaste the same entry each day into my journal.