Thank you all, for the lervly Valentine wishes. I'm being a lazy bitch as per usual. Actually, just being a bitch in general is becoming one of my fortes.
Had a lervly time at Karaoke last night, met some fabulous people, reaquainted with a fabulous gal, got some singin' done, reassured this Russian thirty-something drunk lady in the bathroom that, of course she was a good dancer, and of course she looked lovely. And then she started to blubber drunkenly, "I don't know who I am," as she swept her hand out to indicate herself in her sequined-holding-together-my-boobs top. Good times.
Well, I'm off to Guelph to talk to my head shrinker and then get a PAP! Oh happy times are had by all!
Had a lervly time at Karaoke last night, met some fabulous people, reaquainted with a fabulous gal, got some singin' done, reassured this Russian thirty-something drunk lady in the bathroom that, of course she was a good dancer, and of course she looked lovely. And then she started to blubber drunkenly, "I don't know who I am," as she swept her hand out to indicate herself in her sequined-holding-together-my-boobs top. Good times.
Well, I'm off to Guelph to talk to my head shrinker and then get a PAP! Oh happy times are had by all!
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korbendallas:
I'm actually a man whore. I make my money by bangin winter texans...not glamorous job, but somebody has to do it.
korbendallas:
sorry to kill your lil oil tycoon fantasy, but i like to keep it real. What ever that means?