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Men are total lamos

me > oink
men> oink + n
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

I hate being a girl so so much. There are so many goddamn contradictions and paradoxes in doing it.

Ok, so the other night I'm doing an art assignment in the middle of the night and this kid walks up to me. He's this cute little indie pianist/composer. Anyways, so he starts talking to me, and keeps me company for about an hour. Beside...
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mutinyonthebay:
oink oink.. and now that we're on the topic of pigs, did you know that the piggly wiggly chain is the fist self service grocery and it revolutionized grocerrys forever. haha pigly wigly.
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So here we are. All life continues again, classes begin, and I'm here at suicide girls. I'm still trying to get picts up. Try school girl roast. Before the oven, luckily. Ok my birthday is next wednsday, maybe I'll get them up by then.
mutinyonthebay:
hah. the school girl roast will definitely happen soon. we wasted time over break... happy birthday what do you want??
mutinyonthebay:
goo
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My new journal entry,

Uhhhh....I'm bored, and on break. Yea, I am. It's exciting. I'm listening to Last five years. Uhh...no one knows that musical. Well a few people I know do (two to be exact,) but I doubt that either of them are...ok, this isn't important. lalalala, not important. lalal fuck. What do people talk about on this? Do me.

do me do me...
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mutinyonthebay:
dont me dont me dont me dont touch me.
it burns!
(and no, im not talking about my cunt. my katie is doing just fine).
richiedagger:
remember when you were talking about giving head at the slaughterhouse and you said you hated it when guys pushed girls heads down cuz it was degrading...and i said that it wasnt degrading it was hot...and you gave me a really terrible look cuz it was the first thing i ever said to you...and i was laughing really hard.

well that was funny and i stand behind my statement 100%

im drunk...surprise, surprise...
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Me------->oink
So,

I'm really excited about this whole suicide girls thing, but it doesn't seem like many people see too much humor in it. Yea, there are a lot of cute girls out there, but what's up with the "I'm so sexy I'm jaded attitude," in the profiles? Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of people I'd like to meet, but when you...
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mutinyonthebay:
YOU SOUND LIKE A HAG GET OFF SUICIDEGIRLS GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM
mutinyonthebay:
its called-- UPDATE YOUR JOURNAL, MOFLICKA
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Hey Ladies,

IF YOU WANT TO GET FUCKED UP THE ASS, DON'T' CALL IT YOUR POOPER. IT ISN'T SEXY

mamabunny:
EW POOPER!!!!!!!


rickroyal:
Granted, not the sexiest description, but it's better than Ye Olde Shit Tunnel. I've always inexplicably been fond of the hershey highway.