Lesbians can't drink.. part 2. wow.. this probably won't even be as coherent as the last.. very.. incoherent one. Why? We won't get into that!
So where was I? Fuck.. where WAS I? Oh yeah! Dumb cunt fucks up a kartwheel.. and fucks herself up... buwahaha. Okie doke. So this bitch lying on the floor moaning about how bad her leg hurts. I TOTTALLY KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS! I exclaimed. MORE ALCOHOL! Well.. I get more alcohol.. (Natty Light, preferred beer of 2 generations of fuckup Pattillos).. come and sit back down. This crazy bitch.. Crystal.. has stopped moaning in pain. And.. I am bored. "Yo.. Crystal.. these motherfuckers said you can't do a back handspring.. I got five bucks that say they are fucking right."
Crystal: Shit.. I'll fucking take your money.. I can do this shit
Sarah (have I introduced this girl? I don't think so. Infact.. I can't even remember her real name. Its not Sarah btw.. I just call her Butt Fucker most of the time, we won't get into why right now, or possibly ever): Crystal.. NO! Fucking stop Paul.
Paul "Motherfucking" Pattillo (me): No no.. she'll be fine..
Crystal: *BANG CRASH SLAM* FUCK! *holds neck*
Me (and probably no one else): BUWAHAHAHAHAH! You dumb bitch, you totally fell for that shit twice.
At this point.. stupid dumb cunt nasty straight girl start balling about how 'peniisess' is so mean. I include spelling because I asked her to spell penis. She curls up into her little whore attention seeking ball for a second, cries like the whiny bitch she is.. then gets up and leaves... saying she wants to go for a walk.. in the fucking freezing cold.. with sandals on.. and a really thin sweat shirt. I let her go. Whoops. Jenna (met her? probably not.. the hot straight girl) comes out from taking care of Mallory.. and asks where whiney dumb cunt worthless straight girl is.. I reply she went for a walk. Jenna flips.. she is angry that I would let her dumb cunt friend do such a thing. To make up for this.. I offer to go help her look for said dumbcunt worthless friend.Worthless dumbcunt friend is RIGHT OUT FUCKING SIDE JUST WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME LOOK FOR HER! Anyways.. yeah.. part 3.. coming soon.. maybe. I doubt I will edit this for clarity.. because I honestly don't know if I'll be able to read it after I get a couple hours sleep. THE FUTURE IS LOOKING BRIGHT!!
So where was I? Fuck.. where WAS I? Oh yeah! Dumb cunt fucks up a kartwheel.. and fucks herself up... buwahaha. Okie doke. So this bitch lying on the floor moaning about how bad her leg hurts. I TOTTALLY KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS! I exclaimed. MORE ALCOHOL! Well.. I get more alcohol.. (Natty Light, preferred beer of 2 generations of fuckup Pattillos).. come and sit back down. This crazy bitch.. Crystal.. has stopped moaning in pain. And.. I am bored. "Yo.. Crystal.. these motherfuckers said you can't do a back handspring.. I got five bucks that say they are fucking right."
Crystal: Shit.. I'll fucking take your money.. I can do this shit
Sarah (have I introduced this girl? I don't think so. Infact.. I can't even remember her real name. Its not Sarah btw.. I just call her Butt Fucker most of the time, we won't get into why right now, or possibly ever): Crystal.. NO! Fucking stop Paul.
Paul "Motherfucking" Pattillo (me): No no.. she'll be fine..
Crystal: *BANG CRASH SLAM* FUCK! *holds neck*
Me (and probably no one else): BUWAHAHAHAHAH! You dumb bitch, you totally fell for that shit twice.
At this point.. stupid dumb cunt nasty straight girl start balling about how 'peniisess' is so mean. I include spelling because I asked her to spell penis. She curls up into her little whore attention seeking ball for a second, cries like the whiny bitch she is.. then gets up and leaves... saying she wants to go for a walk.. in the fucking freezing cold.. with sandals on.. and a really thin sweat shirt. I let her go. Whoops. Jenna (met her? probably not.. the hot straight girl) comes out from taking care of Mallory.. and asks where whiney dumb cunt worthless straight girl is.. I reply she went for a walk. Jenna flips.. she is angry that I would let her dumb cunt friend do such a thing. To make up for this.. I offer to go help her look for said dumbcunt worthless friend.Worthless dumbcunt friend is RIGHT OUT FUCKING SIDE JUST WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME LOOK FOR HER! Anyways.. yeah.. part 3.. coming soon.. maybe. I doubt I will edit this for clarity.. because I honestly don't know if I'll be able to read it after I get a couple hours sleep. THE FUTURE IS LOOKING BRIGHT!!