Oh fuck. We fucked up last night. Bamboo Laua went fine.. the party afterwords.. didn''t. Ronnie's birthday is coming up and this is week of celebration. I was trying hard as fuck to get my man laid. One chick was semi-digging on him, sadly she was occupied by some douche bag. I went to great lengths to get her away. I went up to the dude that was hitting on her and was like, "Hey man! Been a long time.. how is your girlfriend Sarah?" This almost worked, but in the end it proved futile.
Feeling horny and unfufilled... Ronnie, some random dude, and I decided to steal the party's keg. We stole it good to. We got it back down the hall to our friend's apartment, and drank about half of it when things turned bad. Our "friend" called the party we were at and fucking ratted us out. Bitches come over yelling at us in spanish demanding our death and the surrended of our keg. I'm sitting on the sofa going "Oh fuck!" while Ronnie is fucking screaming at these bitches in spanish making fun of them. I'll finish the tail later when I'm not so fucking hungover and trying to get to work.
Feeling horny and unfufilled... Ronnie, some random dude, and I decided to steal the party's keg. We stole it good to. We got it back down the hall to our friend's apartment, and drank about half of it when things turned bad. Our "friend" called the party we were at and fucking ratted us out. Bitches come over yelling at us in spanish demanding our death and the surrended of our keg. I'm sitting on the sofa going "Oh fuck!" while Ronnie is fucking screaming at these bitches in spanish making fun of them. I'll finish the tail later when I'm not so fucking hungover and trying to get to work.