I'm so hot that everything that touches me attempts suicide, inanimate objects included.
I'm so hot that kissing me makes one nauseous.
Go me.
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I'm so hot that everything that touches me attempts suicide, inanimate objects included.
I'm so hot that kissing me makes one nauseous.
Go me.
Kissing *anyone* for the first time makes me feel nauseous, so unless other people are saying that you make them wanna puke I wouldn't worry about it