It is three thirty AM.  My roomie just had her coat stolen from under the seat she was on at the bar.  I REALLY REALLY FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT.  It was her only coat, a three hundred dollar Columbia with her wallet, ID, and only car key.  There was no money.  She cannot afford another coat like that.  It was such a huge loss to her and such a small gain for that sneaky little shit.  GRRRRRR.   
   
   
 
We saw the hottest stripper tonight. She had a bad attitude, but she was fabulous.
I need a name for my new martini.
    
   
   
   
 
We saw the hottest stripper tonight. She had a bad attitude, but she was fabulous.
I need a name for my new martini.
name your martini huh?
how bout the linda carter?
or how bout......liquid cocaine?
maybe.....the mastadon?
bests to you.....