It is three thirty AM. My roomie just had her coat stolen from under the seat she was on at the bar. I REALLY REALLY FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT. It was her only coat, a three hundred dollar Columbia with her wallet, ID, and only car key. There was no money. She cannot afford another coat like that. It was such a huge loss to her and such a small gain for that sneaky little shit. GRRRRRR.
We saw the hottest stripper tonight. She had a bad attitude, but she was fabulous.
I need a name for my new martini.



We saw the hottest stripper tonight. She had a bad attitude, but she was fabulous.
I need a name for my new martini.
name your martini huh?
how bout the linda carter?
or how bout......liquid cocaine?
maybe.....the mastadon?
bests to you.....